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Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38487) - you deserved it (4981)

On 09/18/2009 at 7:27pm - love - by luvizwar (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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Wow, not even a 'thankyou'. That's pretty bad.

#2 - On 09/19/2009 at 3:52am by Apocalyptus

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My brother's girlfriend bought him a PS2 last year... because he wanted one. not everyone wants things that are the top of the range, he wanted to play the old games because he enjoyed them.

#25 - On 09/19/2009 at 4:32am by NotNegativeNews

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