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Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way my mother says, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then asks, "Does he know that?" FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 3:45pm - love - by ThanksMa (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Well... Were you ashamed to introduce him or something? No wonder she'd ask if you guys were so cool to eachother.

#2 - On 03/22/2009 at 6:33pm by Skolden

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why is this an fml? like number 2 said if you guys were all casual in passing and she had no idea who he was why would her reaction be anything but that?

#4 - On 03/22/2009 at 6:39pm by thisismyname

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