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Today, my friend and I were at the mall and saw a "Grow Your Own Boyfriend" toy. I remarked that I already had one of those, and she freaked out, very loudly and openly, about me "finally having a boyfriend". I had to embarrassingly explain I meant I had the toy... not an actual boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23961) - you deserved it (3994)

On 09/13/2009 at 7:10pm - love - by CaeliLady (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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