Today, my friend and I were at the mall and saw a "Grow Your Own Boyfriend" toy. I remarked that I already had one of those, and she freaked out, very loudly and openly, about me "finally having a boyfriend". I had to embarrassingly explain I meant I had the toy... not an actual boyfriend. FML

by CaeliLady / 09/13/2009 at 7:10pm / United States (Kansas) / Love

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  • What's the point of those toys? That's retarded. And it's pretty obvious what you meant; when I read this, I knew you were talking about the toy. You'd say you already "had one," not "had one of those." FYL cause you have an idiot friend

    #2 - On 09/14/2009 at 3:51am by ilg4evr

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  • Just remember to give it plenty of water and sunlight, and soon you too will have a boyfriend!

    #10 - On 09/14/2009 at 4:17am by my_fml_account

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