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Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks (71943) - you deserved it (23549)

On 03/21/2009 at 10:38pm - love - by clementine_k (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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