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Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33815) - you deserved it (6106)

On 09/11/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by fall3nrain (woman) - United States (New York)

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It's okay, my cousin's the same way. You'll find someone.

#1 - On 09/11/2009 at 7:34pm by HumansSuck

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Ouch.
Sorry...but if it helps, I'd be doing the exact same thing.
If I didn't hate my mother's dogs.

#4 - On 09/11/2009 at 7:35pm by elliekinslurvsya

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