Good boy

By fall3nrain - 11/09/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML
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zee209 0

Who cares? Do you really HAVE to be out doing something on a Friday night? Stop whining and grow up.

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HumansSuck 0

It's okay, my cousin's the same way. You'll find someone.

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plexico 3

He's listening to every word you say. He's not staring at your ****. He's not just thinking about how he's going to hump you. This is better than 95+% of the men you'd meet tonight if you went out.

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Intoxicunt 5

He's not ******* her. He's not as good as 95+% of the guys she could be out with.

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Casualt1234 0

dogs (depending on the breed) can probably go down on a girl better than 95+% of men. ;)

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shelboo_fml 0

Being single is so much more fun.... I can never imagine being tied down to someone for so long.. New people and new experiences sounds much better :)

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n_london 0

oh come on, this is such a stupid fml. yeah, that's mildly depressing, i guess, but i don't exactly have any sympathy. i guess i would have thought this was an fml in high school... but after that, i don't think anyone should be crying themselves to sleep just because they didn't go out one friday night.

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playfuldesk 0

Haha femanazis never heard a crazy bitch called that haha

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silent_singer 0

wow...... the sad parts is that I would totally do something like that.... no worries! =)

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inthisemoment 0

Hey girl im in the same situation... My boyfriend broke up with me last night and im stuck home except im drawing n writing poetry to get my mind off it. Just wanted to let you know your not alone XD n i talking to my dogs and sometimes stuffed animals (im15) stupid right? Whatever though it keeps me company....if u wanna talk u can get me at [email protected].

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sublime93 0

Stuffed animals? Posting your email? Goodness...

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Lc7926 15

I bet the book was Walking Around In Circles Before Lying Down. Girl gets dumped by her boyfriend and starts hearing dogs talk to her like normal people.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Man, I can't believe how many people feel their life is ruined or over or bad in any sort of way just because they don't have someone on their arm.

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DrunkenValor 0

That's because deep down, we're all hopeless romantics.

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kirbyfan23 0

I don't care if that was a joke or not, you should be punched in the face by ghetto guy in a dress.

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