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Today, I got an email from the local D and D meet up group that the next meeting will be on Feb. 14th. I don't know what is more sad: that the group is meeting on Valentine's Day, or that I have nothing better to do but go. FML

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I'm playing D&D on Valentines Day with friends...nothing bad bout that....(though my bf is in the group...so...)

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 10:31am by yenni

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i play dnd..i was a captain of the varsity wrestling team in high school, i have always had a hot girlfriend (and not just hot by my standards..i always dated girls from the dance team), i was an army stud, and im quite popular. you dont have to be a nerd to play a badass game..you have to be a badass! so keep it up!

#26 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:05pm by kevin_sullivan

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