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Today, I met a nice girl and decided to ask her out. Later on she showed me a picture of her with her family, she was wearing red and everyone else black. I said jokingly "you look like the adopted child" only to find out that her had parents died and she was indeed adopted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11532) - you deserved it (26586)

On 09/08/2009 at 3:11am - love - by WanstinChurchHill (man) - United States (California)

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People are too sensitive.

#1 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:32am by airbornerose

See in context

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You have a gift, my friend. Like Miss Cleo, you too can be a psychic advisor.

#6 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:37am by thugbert

See in context

+3

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