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Today, while I was working in a bar, a very fat drunk guy kept flirting with me. He assumed I liked him because I kept blushing. I didn’t. It’s just been so long since anyone flirted with me that I apparently now cannot control my reactions if a man talks to me. FML

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On 09/06/2009 at 11:04am - love - by beccaj_ilh (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

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well i blush all the time too...it can get embarrassing sometimes, i suppose, but at least someone thinks you're pretty :)

#6 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:08pm by ky_stone22

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I randomly turn bright red, embarrassed or not. Sometimes it comes at inopportune times.

#8 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:10pm by katamaridamacy

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