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Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML


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On 08/25/2009 at 7:56pm - love - by RitaDahhlinnnng (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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It's not a serious boyfriend if this is your first date. -.-

#1 - On 08/26/2009 at 2:25am by 3P0N1N3

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I found this fml kinda weird

Ticklish lips?lol

#12 - On 08/26/2009 at 2:37am by Ravenzin

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