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Today, after my partner of two years broke up with me, I decided to have a heart to heart with my mother about it. Her advice was to clean the house. I asked how that would make me feel better. She said that she wasn't sure, but at least the house would be clean. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19092) - you deserved it (2865)

On 08/22/2009 at 8:43pm - love - by Loveless (man) - United States (West Virginia)

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