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Today, after my partner of two years broke up with me, I decided to have a heart to heart with my mother about it. Her advice was to clean the house. I asked how that would make me feel better. She said that she wasn't sure, but at least the house would be clean. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25751) - you deserved it (4040)

On 08/22/2009 at 8:43pm - love - by Loveless (man) - United States (West Virginia)

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It's actually good advice.

#1 - On 08/23/2009 at 3:09am by sarawr

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Some people actually clean to get their minds off of things! :]

That sucks though. Sorry to hear about your loss. FYL.

#2 - On 08/23/2009 at 3:10am by Pandasaur

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