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Today, after my partner of two years broke up with me, I decided to have a heart to heart with my mother about it. Her advice was to clean the house. I asked how that would make me feel better. She said that she wasn't sure, but at least the house would be clean. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25767) - you deserved it (4040)

On 08/22/2009 at 8:43pm - love - by Loveless (man) - United States (West Virginia)

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It's actually good advice.

#1 - On 08/23/2009 at 3:09am by sarawr

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Cleaning actually does help. Not only does it takes your mind off things, but it can also give you a sense of accomplishment, which can sometimes be hard to come by after a serious breakup. It's a very good outlet, and can improve your mood entirely.

I'm sorry though OP. Maybe this will give you a chance to feel better? And afterwords... nothing's stopping you from also making cookies.

#5 - On 08/23/2009 at 3:16am by redbluegreen

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