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Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride:1 - Getting Laid:0. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6280) - you deserved it (66736)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:45am - love - by razgriz1 (man) - United States (Washington)

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