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Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride:1 - Getting Laid:0. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9475) - you deserved it (92053)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:45am - love - by razgriz1 (man) - United States (Washington)

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You took her to an arcade?! so u could beat her at all the games...? YDI

#1 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:19am by IMB916

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I am going to say YDI. You shouldn't have "mercilessly dominated" her in the games; you should have let her win a couple at least (IMO).

#2 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:19am by Xinabeth

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