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Today, on my wedding day, when they said "you may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately my hands were sweaty as I was nervous and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37924) - you deserved it (12405)

On 08/15/2009 at 3:50am - love - by slipperyhands (man) - United States (California)

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