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Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy-friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44547) - you deserved it (7438)

On 08/11/2009 at 4:13pm - love - by denied (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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High fives all around!

#2 - On 08/11/2009 at 7:17pm by lolzRaptor

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Why would you Congratulate him? He had sex with another girl on your date.. I'd be livid if that happened to me. You don't deserve it but grow a back bone and tell him what he did. If you want something go for it

#9 - On 08/11/2009 at 7:43pm by prettykitty123

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