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Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy-friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML

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On 08/11/2009 at 4:13pm - love - by denied (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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Awwww, what?
Who tells their opposite-gendered friend their sexcapades, anyway? Dunno, seems weird to me.
How cruel, but maybe this means he's not worth it.

#1 - On 08/11/2009 at 7:16pm by DameGreyWulf

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Were you going out as FRIENDS, or did you both agree that it was something more?

#8 - On 08/11/2009 at 7:40pm by jet

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