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Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

#432 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (7441) - you deserved it (23000)

On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

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