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Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

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On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

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Today, my ex-girlfriend who I still have feelings for sent me a text saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." I take a bunch of roses over to her house, only to find that her boyfriend has the same name as me. She texted the wrong guy. FML.

#17 - On 03/26/2009 at 5:40pm by shananigans

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Why did you have the ex's #...?
Poor guy. Do him a favour and double check your messages, especially if you know you have two people with the same name in there..

#2 - On 02/09/2009 at 5:51pm by cndrow

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