Today, I gave my wife of four years a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admire it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in my office. FML

by WiltedFlower / 07/31/2009 at 12:02pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

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  • No offense, but your wife is an ignorant bitch.

    #2 - On 07/31/2009 at 4:39pm by DaveMcRae

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  • aww. I'm sorry. that sucks. What does too "Italian" mean? whats wrong with italian looking things?

    #1 - On 07/31/2009 at 4:39pm by boatkicker

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