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Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML

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On 07/26/2009 at 12:28am - love - by nosrepamai82 (woman) - United States (Florida)

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HA! KiKi is MY nickname.... Make a Sim of him fat and ugly!

#1 - On 07/26/2009 at 6:48am by katied4224

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are you calling yourself fat and ugly?

#21 - On 07/26/2009 at 8:35am by The_Snowy

She is saying his mistress' name is her nickname, and that she should make the husband fat and ugly. Where is the world did you comprehend her saying that she was fat and ugly? :/

#24 - On 07/26/2009 at 8:50am by NSZ

i Think you might be stupid and blind.
Stupid because you cant comprehend two different statements and blind becuase you apparently can't read.

#28 - On 07/26/2009 at 9:39am by RJB

lol its only a girly video game, so who gives a poop

#30 - On 07/26/2009 at 9:50am by lolbulla

OMG he is cheating on you in a computer game. You should go on his sims acount and dump him. If you werent dead already that is.

#42 - On 07/26/2009 at 11:57am by Wombats111

it's a freaking life simulation...calm the fuck down...he's playing out his fantasy life in a stupid game that shouldn't even be around..and the game is played mostly by 13 year old girls. Enjoy

#67 - On 07/26/2009 at 4:26pm by DizzyDemon0

He killed the cyber you, I wonder who's next......

#72 - On 07/26/2009 at 7:39pm by jessiana7

LMFAO. Kiki. sounds like he wants to be married to a stripper.

#74 - On 07/26/2009 at 10:14pm by ericabella18

he plays the sims relli?
how old is he?
tell him to grow up. and welcome to reality

#77 - On 07/26/2009 at 11:07pm by Bitty98204

Anyone can play Sims 3, not just little girls, you know. It's the 3rd best selling game franchise, Mario being first and Pokémon 2nd. I play Sims 3, I pre-ordered the fucking collector's edition, and i'm 21.

#83 - On 07/27/2009 at 6:02am by awthatsucks

lmao.. i would watch my back if i were you.

#2 - On 07/26/2009 at 6:49am by yazzih

MUAHAHAHA he was just planning the attack using sims....

#62 - On 07/26/2009 at 3:12pm by newbzoors

LOL

#105 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:50pm by lordbane

You'd better find out who the fuck this Kiki is! lol

#3 - On 07/26/2009 at 6:52am by TheBicycleDay

Check his phone ;)

#25 - On 07/26/2009 at 9:02am by penelope

That Kiki bitch is always up in peoples' bid-nezz.

#36 - On 07/26/2009 at 11:25am by Pb_lily

lmao. The Sims 3 isn't so great anyway. So in itself, I think he's being punished.

But still, get some cheats and completely remake his Sim or remake yourself or something. lol

#4 - On 07/26/2009 at 6:54am by Spigs

Not to make this into a sims debate, but I have to agree. I think somewhere in EA's quest to get to "uncanny valley" with sims, the game lost its charm... I don't find it as fun as Sims 2, or as addicting for that matter. But who knows, maybe some expansion packs will change my mind.

OP: Don't worry, a long time ago my father made a sims version of our family. My mom ended up dying in a house fire and my brothers and I were sent to military school for not doing our homework! (Ahhh, Sims 1, good times) As long as you don't meet anyone named Kiki IRL, I think you are ok... xD

#6 - On 07/26/2009 at 6:59am by RESTAREA

Also what I was thinking. The Sims 3 sucks so bad. I bought it because my father convinced me and I tried to use it for a day then gave up. It kept saying my computer didn't have the right plug ins and video cards and whatnot when I put the CD in then when I got all of that done the graphics still looked horrible and it was extremely confusing. I so much prefer The Sims 2 and I think most people do.

#66 - On 07/26/2009 at 3:59pm by Tarynkd

Yeah. In some ways the Sims 3 is an improvement from Sims 2, but they just got rid of too much of the good stuff and made Sims 3 pretty crap.

#84 - On 07/27/2009 at 6:04am by awthatsucks

Ahahah! Ah, geez. FYL, hun.

#5 - On 07/26/2009 at 6:54am by Nissi

Now that is funny! Thanks for the morning laugh.

#7 - On 07/26/2009 at 7:02am by CallMeHush

Eh. Not really an FML. I do weird shit to my Sims all the time. That doesn't necessarily mean that what is happening in the game is happening in real life. YDI for being an idiot that's concerned about a videogame.

#8 - On 07/26/2009 at 7:06am by anthrodraco

I once created this really sick-looking monster and named it after my brother. Just for fun. He probably was doing the same. And if not, well, than I would start writing your will.

#9 - On 07/26/2009 at 7:08am by _Noon_

Just be glad he didn't do it in real life... yet.

#10 - On 07/26/2009 at 7:15am by invis

LMAO! This made me laugh so much xD

#11 - On 07/26/2009 at 7:16am by 666midnight

Lol. Maybe you should take it as a sign, and consider looking deeper into where your hubby goes these days. Though if he's not really cheating on you, who cares? You probably died in an accidental fire.

#12 - On 07/26/2009 at 7:17am by speedmastaflex

Um...so? Who cares? It's a GAME. It's not real, remember?

And do you think that, say, everytime he fantasizes he's always thinking about you?

#13 - On 07/26/2009 at 7:25am by brrrx

Make a really, really, really ugly sim version of him and kill him while your husband is watching. FYL.

#14 - On 07/26/2009 at 7:28am by gorguz14evar

That'll show him, get emotional and kill off a fake replica of him with the hopes that he won't find the insecurity amusing. Chill.

#69 - On 07/26/2009 at 5:28pm by Vaetrus

id like to meet kiki :D

#15 - On 07/26/2009 at 7:38am by thegunners

LOL

#16 - On 07/26/2009 at 7:54am by hbc150

maybe he just doesnt love you anymore.

#17 - On 07/26/2009 at 8:07am by organisedchaos

Oh I would SO be making myself a SIM version of Viggo Mortensen to be my slave-boy. Take THAT, Hubby.

#18 - On 07/26/2009 at 8:12am by LadyAlathia

Oh... iWantToGoToThere :]

#41 - On 07/26/2009 at 11:53am by mercyFML

Sounds like a good plan, there. Or, rather, make someone completely realistic. Let your husband see you taking time in making the face and whatnot, as if you're basing it off someone you really know. Let him worry.

#53 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:35pm by Renalia

That is AWESOME!!! Don't take it too serious it's like living in Candyland

#19 - On 07/26/2009 at 8:16am by spotty313

HAHA, your husband is awesome! I love TS3, and you know what? Let him do as he will; 'cause in TS3 he finally has the chance to live the dream he never lived. :)
Sorry you are not part of that dream :/

#20 - On 07/26/2009 at 8:34am by NSZ

#19 CandyLand?
Excuse my lack of knowledge toward what you mean if it is a common term :)

#23 - On 07/26/2009 at 8:40am by NSZ

HAHAHAHA.
omg, that is amazing!

#26 - On 07/26/2009 at 9:28am by live_your_life

be careful...

#27 - On 07/26/2009 at 9:35am by charbelfa

it's just a game!!!!

#29 - On 07/26/2009 at 9:40am by fml2102008

Sims 3 is terrible. EA only works on graphics and money and fuck up every game they make. Btw OP it's just a game. Sometimes I make a wife with a random name in sims 3 to marry me.

#31 - On 07/26/2009 at 10:22am by Shyman4ever

How did he kill you? You might have died in a fire. Those are hard to start purpously (one time I tried to kill a baby in a fire but it didn't work.) so it could have been an accident. If he used the testingcheatsenabled true to drag your hunger all the way down then I would be careful.

#32 - On 07/26/2009 at 10:25am by kira822

You can drown people in the pool to. You just pause the game and take out the ladder once there in !

#33 - On 07/26/2009 at 10:53am by Daaniellee1234

It's a game
who cares

#34 - On 07/26/2009 at 11:10am by _Skies

If OP's husband is a little happy living without her in his life in a GAME, i dont think that OP should have a problem with him unless she's a d*uchbag.

#35 - On 07/26/2009 at 11:20am by Antivirus

Sims 3 FTW !

I made a sims of my family , I added an extra family member 'cause I'm an only child . :P

OP : Try looking up Sims 3 , you can have traits and stuff , maybe try and find the traits your husband gave you ? Maybe that had something to do with you death .

#37 - On 07/26/2009 at 11:28am by XBeckster

lmao.

at least he's taking his anger? out on your virtual person rather than you :) I'm sure KiKi isn't that great either.

#38 - On 07/26/2009 at 11:28am by Rawrrr14

dun dun dunnnnnnn Foreshadowing!

#39 - On 07/26/2009 at 11:40am by missgil

I'm sure ydi somehow

#40 - On 07/26/2009 at 11:49am by Nightfallz

hahaha that really sucks cuz i do the same in some ways :P for example when i have someone on my mind but cannot get laid with him because i dont want to cheat on my bf, i simply create replicas of them in sims and "woohoo" all night long (((:

#43 - On 07/26/2009 at 12:06pm by Astraea

Wow I'd worry about that...

#44 - On 07/26/2009 at 12:13pm by jaxsk

OP: take the hint.

#45 - On 07/26/2009 at 12:24pm by giggity0giggity

I'm sorry but that's hilarious. You could make some and do the same thing, too. :P

#46 - On 07/26/2009 at 12:32pm by waterynuggets

Haha it's really hard to purposely kill anyone it just randomly happens....+one time my friend burst into flames for dancing on a grave naked lmao.....so don't worry...he probably had you cook supper and the stove probably exploded or something ridiculous lmao

#47 - On 07/26/2009 at 12:41pm by future_trunks

Today, I realized I can't tell the difference between video games and real life. FML

#48 - On 07/26/2009 at 12:45pm by dyld921

haha thts funny. dnt wrry about it, its just a game.

#49 - On 07/26/2009 at 12:45pm by wrestling49

aww is the colossal idiot so insecure she's threatened by an unrealistic simulation

#50 - On 07/26/2009 at 12:47pm by abyssion1337

aaahahahaha win!

#51 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm by nevele11

@Lady Alathia- I agree!!

#52 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:13pm by girlygirl666

I don't suppose your husband's name is Drew Peterson, is it?

#54 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:40pm by ArthursLifeSucks

Drew Peterson lives in my hometown. True story.

#58 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:41pm by ultravioletbaby

Wow you married a weirdo. Do watch your back

#55 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:59pm by KiddNYC10

That's freaking hilarious...I love the Sims!!

#56 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:09pm by Cupcake10

howd he kill you off?

#57 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:32pm by dlogan93

lolololololol .

hack his account and kill KiKI..haha jokkkees

#59 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:48pm by liivelaughlovee

It's not a case of hacking an account. You just have to put the disc in.

#110 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:49am by flying_vegan

I think this is the first FML I've read in a long time that made me LOL.

#60 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:54pm by IKnowBest

Yeah, I'd make sure he doesn't have any "friends" whose name (or nickname) is Kiki.

#61 - On 07/26/2009 at 3:12pm by yumpinyiminy

Epic.

#63 - On 07/26/2009 at 3:31pm by ivoryXkiss

haha my boyfriend made me neurotic as a joke on his game. my little character has freak attacks. i laughed at it. but still wonder what my boyfriend really thinks of me.

#64 - On 07/26/2009 at 3:54pm by lilajeanlynn

Hahaha,
sims three is awesome.
and i would suggest maybe playing his and accidently putting kiki in a pool and then taking away the ladders.

#65 - On 07/26/2009 at 3:56pm by Jorrin

Haha that's awesome

#68 - On 07/26/2009 at 4:55pm by FuzzyWalnuts

on my sims, the people just die if you do something wrong, so maybe you just accidently died and he just didn't want to make anyone of you. Or not.

#70 - On 07/26/2009 at 5:44pm by leaps5879

haha wtf

#71 - On 07/26/2009 at 6:13pm by whoxsaid

LOL that's just jokes! Sorry to hear he did that; maybe you should do the same for jokes ;)

#73 - On 07/26/2009 at 9:07pm by hat

LMAO boys will be boys

#75 - On 07/26/2009 at 10:15pm by paralyzingsilenc

Relax its the Sims.

#76 - On 07/26/2009 at 11:02pm by erijgio82489

he plays the sims relli?
how old is he?
tell him to grow up. and welcome to reality

#78 - On 07/26/2009 at 11:10pm by Bitty98204

Thats pretty cool....... I guess.......

#79 - On 07/27/2009 at 1:45am by Lonelyinmovies

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, what have u done to him?

#80 - On 07/27/2009 at 5:05am by ts_london

just played by 13 year old girls? are you fucking kidding me? the sims franchise is the most selling computer game franchise in the world! research it, bitch

#81 - On 07/27/2009 at 5:11am by sk8ordie985

sims 3 is my second favorite game

first being grand theft auto IV

#82 - On 07/27/2009 at 5:15am by sk8ordie985

LMAO that's hilarious

#85 - On 07/27/2009 at 8:39am by Helldozer

BEST FML EVER ! YOU GOT PWNED !

#86 - On 07/27/2009 at 10:00am by spawn_of_satan

haha. Kiki, what a fantastic name to give her too

#87 - On 07/27/2009 at 10:15am by Bickstoke

hope that doesn't come true. people live in that stupid game.

#88 - On 07/27/2009 at 11:12am by scb197

kiki is totally a cat name!

#89 - On 07/27/2009 at 11:17am by wildemiss

L
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A
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omg, thats hilaarrr.
I'd do the same thing for revenge, make ur sim cheat :p

#90 - On 07/27/2009 at 12:05pm by emikinz

i honestly dont know what's worse, the fact that he made another woman or the fact that he plays the sims.

#91 - On 07/27/2009 at 1:25pm by madisonnxx12

i looooooooooooooooove that game!!

#92 - On 07/27/2009 at 9:23pm by FYOURLIFE13

If you're going to drown a sim in the sims 3, you have to put walls around the pool.
Sims don't need a ladder to get out of the pool. They can just jump out..

I made Bella & Edward from twilight & thats how I killed Edward. AHAHA.
& now Bella & Jacob are going out!!!

#93 - On 07/27/2009 at 9:27pm by FYOURLIFE13

hahahhahahahah!!!!

#94 - On 07/27/2009 at 10:27pm by Terilyn4500

YDI for not being entertaining enough , that your husband had to resort to making fake people on a computer game. Than killing you off. Congradulations Wifie.

#95 - On 07/28/2009 at 5:28am by staystrongholdon

I love that game! Go on his account and make Kiki dump him >:D

#96 - On 07/28/2009 at 11:19am by Ranoona

You'd be amazed how common it is for spouses to do that.

#97 - On 07/28/2009 at 1:15pm by Dogmaw

on a video game...
thtsz mean nd crazyyy...
hmmm who the hell is kiki???
significantt. other???

#98 - On 07/28/2009 at 6:39pm by Brittanii

Wow. Go on his account and mess up his house, or use up all his money either by buying random stuff or by cheating to lower the family funds amount. Make a character for yourself while he's at work or something and make her totally hate Kiki.

#99 - On 07/28/2009 at 7:56pm by OhtheHumanity

God bless Sims 3. My sad life would be so lonely without that game.

#100 - On 07/29/2009 at 1:35pm by Little_adult

OP- ah... heh... /sigh.
Wow.
FYL. And your e-life:-/

#101 - On 07/29/2009 at 10:11pm by justanotherhuman

she could have died of natural causes and he just made a new one. Or it could mean deeper problems in the relationship that I suggest you work on, if not find help for

#102 - On 07/30/2009 at 12:34am by mammygammy

can someone please calculate the chances of this actually happening in REAL LIFE....since im bored and just wanna kick back with some popcorn and a few drinks as i watch their chaotic struggle in a game we all call "Our Sad Fuckin Lives"

#103 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:38am by EveryDayJackAss

Just gawttah luv de sims 3!

#104 - On 08/03/2009 at 8:03pm by blinx354

oh my goodness.
thats so funny!
but really sad at the same time.
wow

#106 - On 08/13/2009 at 1:46am by koomkoom

I hate the name KIKI because my fiance left me for a bitch who named Kiki too... =(

#107 - On 08/13/2009 at 1:50am by rottentomato

yeah my boyfriend left me for a Kiki last year :/

#108 - On 11/27/2009 at 4:04pm by noheadingback

lol, that's really more funny than anything else.

#109 - On 01/25/2010 at 3:29am by toxicavenger89

dun dun dun

#111 - On 02/10/2010 at 12:00am by nintenDX

how old is he?? a 13 yr old girrl?

#112 - On 03/14/2010 at 12:03am by taylorxsayss

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