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Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38502) - you deserved it (5010)

On 07/24/2009 at 5:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Haryana)

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Someone's getting lucky... and it isn't the OP.

#2 - On 07/24/2009 at 2:09pm by Futt_Buck

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this is such a random fml story

...Just as you were about to ask, a random drunk girl just runs in and beats you too it? LOL what?

#13 - On 07/24/2009 at 2:38pm by UncleverName_FYL

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