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Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!". He got mad and left my house. It was my dad from Ohio. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47037) - you deserved it (4243)

On 07/20/2009 at 12:03pm - love - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States

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Ouch, that sucks! He should have given you a chance to explain :(
Seriously, who pressed "YDI"? How does she deserve that in any way?

#1 - On 07/20/2009 at 2:04pm by HumpDeBump17

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That just seems weird that your dad says "Hey Baby"... But still, not really a FYL. Show him the sender; he'll be apologizing like crazy.

#2 - On 07/20/2009 at 2:05pm by DrunkIrishman

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