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Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriends house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8725) - you deserved it (40022)

On 07/13/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by Matt (man) - United States (Florida)

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At least he didn't have a gun pointed at your face or something.

#9 - On 07/13/2009 at 5:07pm by llaawwll

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Oh, the joys of drinking.

#7 - On 07/13/2009 at 5:07pm by manoverboard

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