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Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
Why would you pick a zit while on a date? And even if you did, why did you not go the the washroom to prevent this very thing from happening?!? YDI
Do that in the bathroom and wash your hands after. Yuk--I bet you didn't even wash your hands after picking that zit, before you ate dinner. Your date was probably having trouble keeping his food down. Nasty.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014