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Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML

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On 07/12/2009 at 2:18pm - love - by Zitty (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Why would you pick a zit while on a date? And even if you did, why did you not go the the washroom to prevent this very thing from happening?!? YDI

#4 - On 07/12/2009 at 5:48pm by vanaathiel

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Do that in the bathroom and wash your hands after. Yuk--I bet you didn't even wash your hands after picking that zit, before you ate dinner. Your date was probably having trouble keeping his food down. Nasty.

#10 - On 07/12/2009 at 5:55pm by aback

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