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Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59281) - you deserved it (7115)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:17am - love - by hatboxghost (man) - United States

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"I wanna roll with,
The gangstas,
But oh, no, they all think I'm too white and nerdy"

#9 - On 07/09/2009 at 6:53am by SimpleSimon

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Maybe he's thinking you'll support him and buy some bling too.

#2 - On 07/09/2009 at 6:42am by infinityrhyme

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