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Today, I made a bowl of spaghetti for my girlfriend and me. I tried the move from Lady and the Tramp where the boy and girl both slurp the same piece of spagetti and end up kissing. When I tried it, the spagetti went too down far my throat, and I ended up throwing it up on her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35444) - you deserved it (19743)

On 07/06/2009 at 12:54pm - love - by spitballer1 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Well... It WOULD have been really cute. Props for tryin', bro.

#4 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:32pm by SchitzoFRIENDic

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Lmfao pwned. You should have let it just pile up in you mouth and not go directly in your throat.

#3 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:31pm by Shyman4ever

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