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Today, I made a bowl of spaghetti for me and my girlfriend. I was trying that move from Lady and the Tramp where the boy and the girl both slurp the same piece of spagetti and end up kissing. Only when I tried it, my spagetti went down too far in my throat and I ended up throwing it up on her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32232) - you deserved it (18690)

On 07/06/2009 at 12:54pm - love - by spitballer1 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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