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Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on a sexy outfit, red dress and slinky underwear, and waited for him to get home. He walked in the door and asked me with a quizzical look if I was going out tonight. FML

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You can't expect men to remember these dates on their own. If you give them a few reminders beforehand you can avoid being unpleasantly surprised. It's usually not that they don't care, they just don't have memory for these kinds of things.

#1 - On 02/12/2009 at 10:59am by deadangel

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they make underwear out of Slinkies now!??!?!

that could be rather uncomfortable, on second thought.

#3 - On 03/22/2009 at 2:08am by PhysOptGuy

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