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Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on a sexy outfit, red dress and slinky underwear, and waited for him to get home. He walked in the door and asked me with a quizzical look if I was going out tonight. FML


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On 11/20/2008 at 6:10am - love - by Ciabatta - Sent from mobile version

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Give him anal, he'll love that shit. Lol "shit" xD

#1 - On 02/12/2009 at 10:59am by deadangel

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they make underwear out of Slinkies now!??!?!

that could be rather uncomfortable, on second thought.

#3 - On 03/22/2009 at 2:08am by PhysOptGuy

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