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Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on a sexy outfit, red dress and slinky underwear, and waited for him to get home. He walked in the door and asked me with a quizzical look if I was going out tonight. FML
Give him anal, he'll love that shit. Lol "shit" xD
they make underwear out of Slinkies now!??!?!
that could be rather uncomfortable, on second thought.
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Friday 30 January 2015