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Today, I finally hooked up with the boy of my dreams at a party. Later, while on aim, I noticed one of his friends away messages was a quote from the guy's screen name, which said "I can't believe what I stick my d... In sometimes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34164) - you deserved it (7971)

On 07/01/2009 at 12:41am - love - by Bulldogs09 - Sent from mobile version

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