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Today, I finally hooked up with the boy of my dreams at a party. Later, while on aim, I noticed one of his friends away messages was a quote from the guy's screen name, which said "I can't believe what I stick my d... In sometimes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35698) - you deserved it (8452)

On 07/01/2009 at 12:41am - love - by Bulldogs09 - Sent from mobile version

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check for STDs

#1 - On 07/01/2009 at 6:15am by StingRay1971

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man of your dreams? this is what you want to take home to Mom? hooking up does not lead to respect or dating. get to know someone before you let them stick their D in you.

#8 - On 07/01/2009 at 6:38am by deliapearl

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