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Today, I finally hooked up with the boy of my dreams at a party. Later, while on aim, I noticed one of his friends away messages was a quote from the guy's screen name, which said "I can't believe what I stick my d... In sometimes." FML


I agree, your life sucks (44334) - you deserved it (11937)

On 07/01/2009 at 12:41am - love - by Bulldogs09 - Sent from mobile version

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check for STDs

#1 - On 07/01/2009 at 6:15am by StingRay1971

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If you just had spontaneous sex with the guy expecting him to suddenly fall in love with you then I can't feel sorry for you. Sex is not a contract nor is it protection from stupid assholes being stupid assholes.

#7 - On 07/01/2009 at 6:30am by Tubasaurus

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