Today, my husband and I were getting it on when we heard a little giggle. I put on my robe and looked outside my room to find that no one was there. So we continued. I later called my seven year old son and out he came crawling from under the bed. FML
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On 06/22/2009 at 7:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
He laughs now, but later on in life he'll definitely regret doing that.
#1 - On 06/23/2009 at 3:43am by phobiaoffears
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Yeah.. future pedophile.
#50 - On 06/23/2009 at 7:19am by lilacwords
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change his diaper
#53 - On 06/23/2009 at 7:55am by runescapescool
change his diaper? someone is definitely being stupid here. and guess what? its the guy who plays runescape
#97 - On 06/23/2009 at 1:18pm by ravinderkaler
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Poor kid. He will probably be messed up for life. My guess is that he will have some sort of sexual dysfunction.
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That's what I'm saying. The woman shouldn't be having sex when her child is around and can pop in like that. What a terrible living environment. This woman sounds like a screw-ball and she's implanting all the seeds that'll turn her kids screw-ball too.
#41 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:55am by heroin_user4eva
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LOLL @ "heroin user 4eva"
#43 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:57am by PTERONOPHOBIA
well excuse the hell out of the woman for trying to have sex in her room with the door shut! having kids doesnt mean that you cant have sex anymore and how the hell was she supposed to know her kid was under the bed?! its not like she was screwing in the middle of the kitchen or something!
How about for not knowing where her 7 year old is? He obviously wasn't being supervised.
#57 - On 06/23/2009 at 8:18am by Sucks_to_be_you
She probably expected him to be in his room where he usually is. He's a kid, he likes to hide and be sneaky. Doesn't mean he wasn't being supervised unless your definition of being supervised is watching your kid every second of the day.
Like you never hid from your parents when you were a kid. If you never hid from your parents in the clothing racks at the mall, you definitely missed out on good times.
holy shit, the clothing racks were by far the coolest hiding place outside of home.
I managed to hide inside a drying machine when I was younger - it took my mom about half an hour to find me. =D
Meh, it wasn't that long ago that homes had one room and kids were always around when their parents fucked. Hell, in some societies this is still very commonplace. He'll only be screwed up if people tell him it will screw him up.
well it was probably night so they expected him to be sleeping and not all parents spend all night watching their kids sleep
#90 - On 06/23/2009 at 12:27pm by kangaroo62
i really hate how all the feminists start acting up immediately, saying it was also her husbands fault. seriously?
#98 - On 06/23/2009 at 1:19pm by ravinderkaler
to #41 and a few others...
the woman shouldn't be having sex, with her husband, in their own bedroom?!?! wow. you do realize that it takes more than just a woman to have sex right? like another person. it's not just the mom who was
and most people have sex at night, fyi, especially if they have children. so im assuming that this was at night, and after he 'went' to bed, he decided to go hide in his parents bedroom and scare them by crawlin out from under the bed, or something like that. or he was waiting for them to notice that he was hiding on them.
as for the kid being scarred for life...he wouldn't be giggling if he knew what they were doing! he'd be like 'oh man im gonna be in trouble if they catch me!!'.
of course, i can guarantee that he will remember this later in his life and know what happened. why? he will remember it for a while as successfully hiding and fooling his parents. when he gets older, eventually he will remember that particular memory and be like 'oh shit. wtf gross'.
Lmao! This will make a great Thanksgiving dinner story ;D
#9 - On 06/23/2009 at 3:53am by Avenging_Angel
"I put on my robe and wizard hat."
Did anybody else think of this while reading?
Also, it's 5AM. Do you know where your kids are?
#12 - On 06/23/2009 at 3:58am by IDoNotHaveAIDS
I actually thought she did say 'I put on my wizard hat.'
That would have been awesome...so awesome....
Yea no jokes! you heard giggling when this person whent to get up did you even think that chicking if your son was still in his room? clearly NO
#40 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:51am by LoveItOrLeaveIt
thats not so bad. he will begin to be a fast learner in life.
#15 - On 06/23/2009 at 4:03am by CruelSirDrum
Oo my. ur poor son. scarred for life. ur supposed to look under the bed for kids b4 u fuck dumbass. jk. :D
#18 - On 06/23/2009 at 4:07am by TheAmazing
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YDI for not knowing where he was beforehand.
#26 - On 06/23/2009 at 4:37am by Edenbeam
The comments on this site...I should just stop reading them altogether. Do you people honestly think the kid is going to be messed up for life over that? Grow up. Hell our ancestors lived in one room huts and screwed all the time with kids in the room. Actually in retrospect these comments aren't as bad as I should have expected, as there have been no, "OMG you fuked with you kid in the room, you should not be a parent, your going to hell and your kid will be a child molestor!"
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So what if our ancestors did this and that? You actually think its not that bad if your parents are fucking in the same room?? You're disgusting.
Agree with #27. People act like sex is a bad thing. I understand that the kid is young, but this american culture sickens me sometimes. (Please don't respond with, "well then why are you living here?" because i don't really have a choice.) Everything is so ridiculously censored here because this government thinks that people's heads will explode. In Europe there are commercials with topless women on television for fucks sake. You don't see sexual dysfunctions or scarred people. There actually probably more normal.
thank you 27/28. I'm shocked by the huge number of people saying this kid is going to be *~*~*SCARRRED 4 LYFE~*~**~
#44 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:59am by PTERONOPHOBIA
I was getting pissed off reading these comments until I got to 27/28. This pussification of America has got to stop.
Agreed, 100%.
OP: Pretty embarrassing, but nothing that a mature, age appropriate, conversation can't smooth over.
#67 - On 06/23/2009 at 9:26am by absurdliaisons
Agreed; the kid's not going to break because he sees sex. Sex is something that normal people do. He might wind up being normal, though, we should beat him before that happens.
#71 - On 06/23/2009 at 9:58am by regalarius
Wtf?? Why has nobody else noticed the fact that the seven year old kid thought it was FUNNY that his parents were having sex?!?!?!?! That kid is sort of creepy if he giggles at his parents having sex!! I mean really, at that age, i was disgusted by girls and looked away when people kissed on tv! And he is hiding under the bed watching you have sex??????
That's what I was wondering... He laughed and ran off. I'm sure he's fine.
#35 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:02am by swiftynifty
Maybe he didn't know what was going on and was just laughing because he thought he had hid so well.
#42 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:56am by HeWhoEatsAll423
Think about it. A seven year old isn't going to understand what his parents are really doing. I had an idea of what sex was, and I'd walked in on it a few times, but I didn't understand it. It was just an "oh" to me. Being under the bed, I don't think the kid saw anything, so he probably thought they were just doing weird things and making strange noises. He was hiding and probably not paying very much attention. It's probably more like, "Oh mommy and daddy don't know I'm here... hehe"
If he's getting off on it, there's a different problem entirely.
And yes, a long time ago people did have one room homes and had sex in front of their kids, but in most places, not just America, that's no longer the case. Every culture is going to look at it differently then the other, and really, you have to just accept that you're not always going to see eye-to-eye with someone.
#31 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:00am by redbluegreen
I disagree with no.27 I Lin on Europe, and no we have censoring to, just no like the US. Nothing in a plublic place where children can see, and a watershe on tv. Unforuntatelty our drink drive ads are shown all the time and they are pretty bad. Besides, ibknew about sex from an early age and I'm fine, though my parents always waited tip I was in bed or in my grandparents!!!!
#32 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:18am by MorlekEngel
no it says he's from Ireland...english is his first language!! he's from Cork though so that explains it.....
Actually, last time I was over there Celtic was the native language.....
Maybe it's changed?
#82 - On 06/23/2009 at 11:48am by SP63
im Irish and 1)celtic??really???....its gaelic....nice try trying to be clever though and 2) no one speaks it anyway......everyone speaks english......so dont say u were in Ireland when u obviously were not
He'll probably regret it later in life if he remembers it.
On the other hand, you won't have to explain sex to him. xD
#33 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:24am by ShenziSixaxis
Nice fail for you. Check before you correct someone, dumbass.
practise
verb
British spelling of practice .
Why so fail?
#99 - On 06/23/2009 at 1:33pm by Asdas
please tell me that you called out your son's name AFTER you finished the sex... cause i think this is all messed up enough
and that's the story of Quagmire's child years. Gigi-ti Gigi-ti
#45 - On 06/23/2009 at 7:04am by 4toestatue
kids, do the darnest things these days. great story tell when hes married. at least he doesnt know yet that you were having sex
#49 - On 06/23/2009 at 7:19am by Figureskater_15
This kids life is officialy screwed up! He will have major issues!
#51 - On 06/23/2009 at 7:30am by IrishHero12
Agreed, what the fuck is wrong with people from US? Scarred for life because he heard his parents having sex when he was 7? Please, do our gene pool a favor and remove yourselves.
Was mean to be reply to #27/#28. Please fix FML.
#56 - On 06/23/2009 at 8:17am by Asdas
i'm betting he got a good spanking for that.
he probably knew you were doing something special (or knew exactly what you were doing) and decided to sneak in on purpose.
I guess now's the time for him to understand boundaries
#63 - On 06/23/2009 at 9:06am by were_giraffe
...Are you people serious?
Are you really so irrational to believe the kid will end up permanently and irreversibly scarred by this incident? Around the ages of six or seven and up until puberty, MOST children dip into a stage of sexual dormancy (Latency, if you wish to keep with the Freudian terminology). At this stage, children tend to not really see things as being sexual and is fairly unlikely to see the awkwardness of the situation in the same manner we would. (It's worth noting that a lot of the 'horror' in seeing our parents having sex isn't real horror as much as it is an embarrassing discomfort. Why everyone tends to overplay the situation is beyond me...)
As for giggling...? Like many of the more reasonable posters pointed out, OP's son likely found it funny he slipped under his parents radar for so long and went largely unnoticed. Children around that age are into that - remember playing hide-and-seek when you were around seven?
#64 - On 06/23/2009 at 9:18am by Kittenfluff
YDI for obviously neglecting your 7 year old.
I don't blame you for having sex but before you do, at least make sure you know where your kids are and pop in a movie or something to keep them entertained.
OH NO!! At least he was laughing and not sobbing and rocking back and forth in a little ball...
#68 - On 06/23/2009 at 9:42am by MommyNeedsMoreCo
BTW, #66, get over yourself, do you even have kids?! He's 7 for goodness sakes!
#69 - On 06/23/2009 at 9:45am by MommyNeedsMoreCo
omg. poor kid would be traumatized 10 years later. FY son's poor poor L
#70 - On 06/23/2009 at 9:45am by myaccount11
haha wow. that sucks. but its pretty funny. he wont be traumatized. jeeze. he was just laughing because he hid really good.
#74 - On 06/23/2009 at 10:12am by shelbysue282
what a very good memory for the child. LOL f**k your son's life
#75 - On 06/23/2009 at 10:13am by spinarium
YDI for caring more about getting a root than making sure you know where your son is and what hes doing.
#78 - On 06/23/2009 at 10:45am by organisedchaos
That's gonna be one fucked up kid when he gets a little older. Don't you think you should've checked where he was first?! Or better, sent him to a friend's house or something?! Terrible parenting.
#79 - On 06/23/2009 at 11:18am by CatFishFude
Kids can be hard to keep track of at times, but when it comes to having sex, the parents should definitely make sure they know where their kid is.
I think 7 is a little too young to leave him alone doing whatever while you sneak away to go have sex.
I don't think the kid will be scarred at all by this, because it doesn't sound like he knew what they were doing. As others mentioned, he just probably thought it was funny that his parents hadn't yet discovered he was there.
During the day, parents should only have sex if their child is either taking a nap, at a friends house, or is no longer living at home.
#83 - On 06/23/2009 at 11:53am by patray_angel
well maybe you should write a book about when parents should have sex.
#115 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:21pm by likeduhhx4
Don't worry OP. Obviously your son loved the fact that he was hiding from you for so long, so he decided to let out a giggle to let you know where he is. But, you really should have checked everywhere before continuing your sexual activity. At least you can tell him all about it when he's older! =D
#91 - On 06/23/2009 at 12:35pm by shadowsx1101
There's been like...5 of these FML's this week where the kid witnesses the parents having sex.
#94 - On 06/23/2009 at 12:53pm by lifeislife
well #69 he obviously needs someone to keep an eye on him if hes sneaking under beds without the parents even taking notice
Hahahaa. If it makes you feel any better, when I was five, my parents woke me up when they were getting it on in the next room over. I got up, walked into their room, and they didn't realize I was there until I yelled, "MOMMY YOU MADE ME THINK THERE WERE PUPPIES IN HERE!!"
after reading all the comments, man, a lot of you are seriously stupid.
to the OP, sucks about your situation, but i agree with the other posts on here. your son isn't going to be screwed up; obviously, if he was under the bed he didn't see anything, and at that age probably didn't know wtf was going on. so dont worry too much.
thanks for sharing though, it was funny :D
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Bitch stays at home, The man works and brings in the cash. therefore, it was the hoe's fault.
#103 - On 06/23/2009 at 2:20pm by frankthetank69
are you kidding me?! are you that sexist...?! thats just wrong. it was no one's fault and i dont like being called a "hoe" just cause im not a guy. thats just shit
#114 - On 06/23/2009 at 4:51pm by shelbysue282
You couldn't even help that one! FYL! The kid was sneaky and hid beneath the bed when you guys went at it!
And frankthetank69/#103: Most of the world doesn't work that way anymore, just in case you didn't know that.
#105 - On 06/23/2009 at 2:27pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT
I don't understand why everyone keeps saying the kid's going to grow up messed up and sexually deviant. Hiding sex from children is a relatively new concept, people. Remember that human families lived for thousands of years in SINGLE room homes. When you had sex, everybody and their grandmother knew it, and nobody gave a flying turd.
Haha, that had to suck :P
Sounds like something my 8 year old brother would do to my parents, or my older brother lol.
Ever since he started watching family guy, he's turned into a perv v.v
Start checking under the bed? lol Or fill it with random things so there's no room for him to hide xD
Thank you. I'll be sure my kids won't watch Family Guy until they're 13.
#124 - On 06/23/2009 at 7:08pm by egaonogenki
Yeah, that would be good >.>
And southpark... and American dad... so on xD
Can't really blame my parents, though, my grandmother gives him/lets him do whatever he wants. Hard to tame a spoiled child =/
WOW people really need to grow up. like 27/28 said. sex is natural whether you like it or not your parents had sex for you to be here!
#112 - On 06/23/2009 at 3:43pm by rain_lovergirl
OK to those who say the kid's screwed up: he's not screwed up he probably laughed because he was under the bed and the bed was bouncing up and down and he heard strange noises so they were laughing at that! sheesh they're only 7 they're not gonna know what's going on!
#116 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:51pm by Mc09toofine
This sounds less like a FYL scenario and more like a freebie. Your son hid in your room, heard you having sex, and apparently came out unscathed. I'm glad he's able to laugh about it.
And now, thanks to you, I bet a few more parents will check under the bed before going at it =)
#118 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:35pm by Escapist28
Well that talk certainly is gonna come soon for him "Son, when a man loves a woman..." He's not gonna be scarred, people need to stop being sheltered
Meh, "the talk" beginning with that always sounds to me like it's inadvertently encouraging the kid. "I love my girlfriend that I play house with...and when a man loves a woman, this is what we do!"
#136 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:00am by regalarius
Um, rule #1 of having sex while your kids are home: make sure you know where they are (i.e., out of earshot and certainly out of the room) before having sex. Idiot.
well that sucks but i don't think it will actually mess up the kid. I mean wether or not you hear your parents doing it doesn't make much of a difference. You know they obviously have sex or have had sex before lol. He's not gonna be like "OMG i didn't know my parents ever had sex" and if he was giggling then clearly it doesn't bother him anyways.
Although he might not be scarred...I would chose not to mention it again. He probably won't remember it, and don't you bring it up. Wouldn't it be funny though if out of that he got a younger brother or sister. That would be an interesting story to tell.
#129 - On 06/23/2009 at 10:38pm by curryndricegirll
HAHAHAHA thats frickin helarious but there was no way you could have known he was under there but personally, i would have looked under there when i checked the door, but thats the kind of thing you dont wanna bring up again because I know, having a room where i can here my parents screwing through the wall, i dont EVER WANT TO BE REMINDED OF IT OR THINK ABOUT IT EVER AGAIN BECAUSE ITS DISGUSTING AND GIVES YOU MENTAL IMAGES!!!!!!!!!
#132 - On 06/24/2009 at 12:26am by irishyankee868
well your a terrible parent then. because your 7 year old son saw his parents having sex. do you know how awful that is? you should probably not just jump into bed when your son is walking around the house. wait until he goes to sleep or isn't home. or at least check the room first! jesus!
#133 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:32am by xmelissaaax0x
What did you tell him after? Did you explain what "it" was!?
#138 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:59pm by shighappens
Does no one have doors with locks nowadays?
Oh well, FYL anyway.
#140 - On 06/24/2009 at 7:24pm by rolltiderolll
I guess he has a little suprise coming. No worries my mom started teaching me about sex ed when i was 3 he will be fine
#142 - On 06/25/2009 at 2:27am by monkeykiller77
Wowwwwwww!Next time I suggext checking your closets and under your bed...
#144 - On 06/26/2009 at 8:38pm by hellogoodbyexo09
LOL great wee mood killer. he clearly doesnt want a brother or sister anytime soon!! he won that round and deserves a pat on the back for doing it perfectly.
You deserve it...everyone knows to look under the bed and in the closet for monsters before bed. Duh.
#149 - On 12/05/2009 at 4:31am by cjclar09
