Sex and Love: Today, my husband and I were getting it on when we heard a little...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my husband and I were getting it on when we heard a little giggle. I put on my robe and looked outside my room to find that no one was there. So we continued. I later called my seven year old son and out he came crawling from under the bed. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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By Bonding_boys - 17/12/2012 16:21 - United States - Elk River

Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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phobiaoffears 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:43

He laughs now, but later on in life he'll definitely regret doing that.

insensitivity_ki 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:47

He is so going to smoke crack...

Comments

tharimau 2

Tuesday 23 June 2009 19:58

after reading all the comments, man, a lot of you are seriously stupid. to the OP, sucks about your situation, but i agree with the other posts on here. your son isn't going to be screwed up; obviously, if he was under the bed he didn't see anything, and at that age probably didn't know wtf was going on. so dont worry too much. thanks for sharing though, it was funny :D

frankthetank69 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:20

Bitch stays at home, The man works and brings in the cash. therefore, it was the hoe's fault.

shelbysue282 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:51

are you kidding me?! are you that sexist...?! thats just wrong. it was no one's fault and i dont like being called a "hoe" just cause im not a guy. thats just shit

Foxracin 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:22

hes going to regret doing that later in his life..

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:27

You couldn't even help that one! FYL! The kid was sneaky and hid beneath the bed when you guys went at it! And frankthetank69/#103: Most of the world doesn't work that way anymore, just in case you didn't know that.

aremmert 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:38

I don't understand why everyone keeps saying the kid's going to grow up messed up and sexually deviant. Hiding sex from children is a relatively new concept, people. Remember that human families lived for thousands of years in SINGLE room homes. When you had sex, everybody and their grandmother knew it, and nobody gave a flying turd.

Protegas 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:20

Haha, that had to suck :P Sounds like something my 8 year old brother would do to my parents, or my older brother lol. Ever since he started watching family guy, he's turned into a perv v.v Start checking under the bed? lol Or fill it with random things so there's no room for him to hide xD

egaonogenki 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 1:08

Thank you. I'll be sure my kids won't watch Family Guy until they're 13.

Protegas 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:45

Yeah, that would be good >.> And southpark... and American dad... so on xD Can't really blame my parents, though, my grandmother gives him/lets him do whatever he wants. Hard to tame a spoiled child =/

Blubberr 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:33

He's gonna be soo damaged..

rain_lovergirl 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:43

WOW people really need to grow up. like 27/28 said. sex is natural whether you like it or not your parents had sex for you to be here!

iBou_fml 4

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:49

im sorry but i dont really believe it -.-

Mc09toofine 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 23:51

OK to those who say the kid's screwed up: he's not screwed up he probably laughed because he was under the bed and the bed was bouncing up and down and he heard strange noises so they were laughing at that! sheesh they're only 7 they're not gonna know what's going on!