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Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML


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On 06/07/2009 at 9:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Free State)

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and its stupid, if you have feelings for him, dont you think making out with someone else would completely blow him off???

why dont you.. oh i dont know.. TALK to him?

#4 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:14pm by Kcired

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Yes because the best solution to an ex being around is to make out with someone you've never seen before.

Clearly your deduction is faultless.

#3 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:13pm by Ughsucks

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