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Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML

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On 06/07/2009 at 9:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Free State)

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People like you are the shit of the world. Rather than moving on, you try and hurt the person you still have feelings for. YDI.

Karma is a bitch.

#9 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:17pm by dotVillain

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YDI

and its stupid, if you have feelings for him, dont you think making out with someone else would completely blow him off???

why dont you.. oh i dont know.. TALK to him?

#4 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:14pm by Kcired

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