Gross and Love: Strategic

Strategic

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 13:50 - South Africa

Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML

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You deserved it 95 415

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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You deserved it 1 954

By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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You deserved it 38 532

By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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You deserved it 40 931

By Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 638

You deserved it 76 538

By wtfjusthappened - 24/01/2009 03:27 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML

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You deserved it 31 816

Party zone!!

By helloworld92 - 31/01/2009 20:33 - United States

Today, I hung out with my crush for only the second time at his apartment. He was having a party. After a few sips of my green apple smirnoff, I puked up the Chinese food I had eaten earlier all over his new couch in front of him and a bunch of people I didn't know. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 267

You deserved it 8 109

Kcired 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:14

YDI and its stupid, if you have feelings for him, dont you think making out with someone else would completely blow him off??? why dont you.. oh i dont know.. TALK to him?

Ughsucks 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:13

Yes because the best solution to an ex being around is to make out with someone you've never seen before. Clearly your deduction is faultless.

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heyyou1203 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:43

i said FYL b/c no one deserves that, ewwww i'm so sorry!! However, karma is a bitch. The key word in your story was EX b/f. You have feelings for him still, and if he had feelings for u too then he wouldn't be your ex now would he? Obviously that's not the case, as he's still your ex, thus he doesn't give a shit who you make out with! It's one thing to say, I'm going to make out w/ someone to show him that i'm not still crying over him, but don't try to make him jealous. It never works and always backfires.

Xero3g 5

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:44

And ms. liberal I take it you are either a feminist or have recently removed yourself from a relationship? Possibly lesbian?

TheGerman 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:45

Honestly if your were my ex that would make me laugh puke or not. That makes you look like a total fool trying to make somebody jealouse. Jealousy has to come natural not forced. Epic fail btw You'r an idiot.

XxRocker94xX 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:48

Acting like a ***** won't make anyone jealouse. YDI.

slatertheblob 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:48

sick one! at least u got a free meal, even if it is second hand.

_FYL_ 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:52

LOL #38 And eww o.O That prob wouldn't have worked anyway x] Agreed #36

cpatrick820 3

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:59

I had an ex that tried to mac on all my friends after I broke up with her. They all called her a ***** and told her to go **** herself. Moral of the story: you're an insecure *****. Your boyfriend was a smart one to leave your dumb ass