That's so gross, you shouldn't talk with food in your mouth.
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HOW TO EAT
Step one: Pick up silverware.
Step two: Pick up food using silverware appropriately.
Step three: Put food in mouth.
Step four: Close mouth.
Step five: Chew thoroughly until food is broken down into smaller pieces.
Step five: Swallow.
Step six: Repeat as necessary.
No one wants to see you talk with your mouth full, no matter how bad the conversation gets. The fact that you spat it across the table is just hilarious though, but still gross.
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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