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Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML

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On 03/10/2009 at 4:42pm - love - by musicaddict (woman) - United States (Texas)

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i'd lol if i were him, but that absolutely is not a deal-breaker or anything. shit happens, you know?;) (lame pun, i know)

#3 - On 03/10/2009 at 8:12pm by not1

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It would be more of a FML if he decided "sorry. i can't be around you anymore because you had a massive bowel movement like everyone else has had in the world." but this still sucks nonetheless.

#4 - On 03/10/2009 at 8:17pm by whatsarahsaid

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