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Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend that I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlock our flat to see that the place was a mess. She had thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25470) - you deserved it (1896)

On 01/24/2009 at 5:41am - love - by NJ - United States (Michigan)

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She's a career oriented girl, that much is clear..

#4 - On 02/10/2009 at 7:17pm by MCart

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classy

#2 - On 02/09/2009 at 3:12pm by 2random

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