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Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote "Cool picture" on his facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply- "Who the fuck are you?". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37943) - you totally deserved it (6635)

On 05/22/2009 at 3:27pm - love - by Invisible (woman) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)

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#1 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:01pm by jstgr8

hahaha.. If he was serious, that is a bit harsh.. But, if he doesn't know you, why are you friends with him?.. Oh God, are you one of those creepy randoms that go around adding ppl who you aren't friends with..

#218 - On 01/22/2010 at 11:30pm by Secret_Fire_King

barely friends friends or one time acquitances can be friends on facebook, and it is much creeper to post shirtless pic like that. what an ugly face

#219 - On 02/23/2010 at 1:06am by ffmmllyaya

Hah funny. BURN.


second comment =)

#2 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:01pm by MooKee

it took you that much courage to comment on a picture? That's kind of sad...
sorry bout that though

#3 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:02pm by glamorous67

UPDATE: 2 now =1 thanks for that MooKee

FYL that's tough

#4 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:03pm by JackR1104

Yikes! What a complete dick. It IS kind of hilarious though. FYL indeed.

#5 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:04pm by greasy_broad

I hope #1 & 2 kill themselves

on a lighter note, maybe you should introduce yourself to your crush?

#6 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:05pm by genius_man16

Wow, no decent person would say that to someone who commented there pic, stop liking him, he sounds like a major douche.

and how does he not know u if ur friends on fb?

Bt yea that really does suck, sorry =/ also #3 good point.

#7 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:05pm by lilcuti3pi389

Ouch. He's your crush and he doesn't know who you are...
FYL!

#8 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:05pm by OkieDokie_x

stalk much?

#9 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:06pm by imnotluke

I wonder why he befriended you on Facebook if he didn't know who you were. That sucks though. Don't worry about it too much, you'll find someone else!

#11 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:06pm by bonafidehustler

ha ha, mabye you should reply by saying your his stalker!! lol

#12 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:06pm by lolbitch

So you have a crush on someone you don't know at all...? Talking to them BEFORE stalking them might be an idea. Or, you know, you could have a crush on someone because you like their personality, not because you've created some fantasy about what they're like based on absolutely nothing?
You're probably in your early teens, you'll get over it.

#13 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:08pm by boatiebanter

#11 people will befriend others just to get their friend count high. A virtual dick-measuring contest, if you will.

#14 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:09pm by Lou_Briccant

*Monado likes this reply*

#15 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:09pm by Monado

a guy that would reply like that is not worth your time.

#16 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:09pm by mintyfresca

Sounds like he's kind of an asshole.

#17 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:10pm by Postlude

So... he sees your face and your name and still doesn't know who you are? That sucks. His reply is just awful though, I wouldn't like a person like that.

#18 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:10pm by ArtsySwag

hahhaa.
gurl.u.got.owned. xD

#19 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:11pm by the_holy_one

He's not worth your time.

#20 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:12pm by falcon_paunch

Lol pwnt. But, he's an asshole, screw him. (: You can do better than a guy that seems to treat people like dirt.

#21 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:12pm by hypoxxia

Why do people get surprised when their virtual come-ons don't work out? Approach him in person and strike up a conversation; unless you're hideously ugly, he's probably not going to shun you, and the result will be much better. But leaving an indirect comment on a facebook picture is creepy more than charming. What the fuck is wrong with this generation/.

#22 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:13pm by officerpat

ur pathetic for having a crush on someone you clearly do not know!

#23 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:15pm by hayride1987

#23 is correct

#24 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:16pm by JackR1104

Lmao.
that's hilarious but Fyl u have been owned.

#25 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:16pm by LoveToSmile101

He doesnt deserve you, you'll find better guys =)

Also genius_man16 (#6 you guys, hah) that was really mean, I'm having a lot of troubles and have been super sad, way to make things worse, not to be mean sry just saying you need to chill, that really hurt me.

Love FML.com though hahh

#26 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:17pm by MooKee

again, people commenting are always a bunch of pricks. "you got rejected, therefore im superior to you!" do you really think that helps? funny how humans always seem to degrade each other whenever given an opportunity. i honestly hope that earth is destroyed soon. fuck people.

#27 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:18pm by WildBill1337

lmao. sucksss ! (:

#28 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:19pm by lauren_is_chill

I've been like that. Although I haven't had a crush on someone for a while (since November).

That's unfortunate though. I hate it when they feel it necessary to swear at people they don't know; or think they don't know anyway. Maybe once he gets to know you, he'll come to find you're a nice person!

#29 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:19pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT

This doesn't make sense.

You have to be buddies with him to comment on a picture.

And he probably wouldn't accept someone as a from who he doesn't know.

#30 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:21pm by XblahhX

#26 he said it because people saying "first" "second" etc. is extremely annoying and pointless.
#27 I would love to see you point out a single comment which passes over that message.

#31 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:21pm by JackR1104

that kinda sucks.. but at the same time, you do kinda deserve it if he doesn't know you that well.
its just a little creepy to do shit like this over the internet, but we've all done it.
he was a prick about it though

#32 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:22pm by guitardedman

WTH @ #23, #24 & the like? Why is it pathetic to have a crush on someone you don't know (I'll assume knowing a person is having conversed with them at least once or something similar)?

#33 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:24pm by ArtsySwag

Because if you don't know them then it means you are going on looks alone, which is pathetic.

#34 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:25pm by JackR1104

it sounds like you're just a facebookemon to him.

From urban dictionary:
Facebookemon

The term used for the collection of people, on your Facebook friends list, that you don t actually talk to or know in real life. Related to popular tv program and game pokeamon, where the aim is to collect as many diffrent Pocket Monsters as possible.

Dave - "Hey, my friends collection is getting up to two hundred"

Steve - "How many do you really know? go admit it, most of them are Facebookemon"

John - "Gotta catch em all, gotta catch em all"

#35 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:25pm by ilovedastone

Sorry bout that again =) btw to JackR1104, thanks for explaining, I got that though hahh, sorry for being obnoxious i was just really excited i was able to comment 2nd I'm usually like 58th hahh

#36 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:27pm by MooKee

#35 Sounds about right, urban dictionary is awesome.
And no problem, just if you dont want responses like "hope you kill yourself" I would refrain from calling first etc. no matter how excited you are, keep it to yourself.

#37 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:27pm by JackR1104

Anybody who friends people they don't know is an idiot.

#38 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:27pm by Shadic

Sweetie, you have a crush on an asshole.

#39 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:27pm by Lbooks93

maybe talk to him in real life? why dd he add you on facebook if he doesn't know you? i hate people who do that. he sounds like an asshole though.

#41 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:30pm by wallythedolly

as usual, come on people do it in person.

#42 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:30pm by lalafmlfml

How about answering: "If you forgot, there's a fucking link you can click on to get the answer ;) That's part of what makes facebook so cool". He's being an ass. Don't let that phase you out. Good luck.

#43 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:31pm by watermind

35 made me laugh.

#44 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:31pm by falcon_paunch

agreed with #22.

#45 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:31pm by viadomus815

That was some pretty bad wording on his part, but at the same time, not surprising. In high school I had other people add me who I'd never met before. Some I didn't have any interest in talking to and I'd see them looking at me in the hallway but of course never say anything to me. It's just fucking weird, I'm glad I'm out of HS because that was a couple years ago and facebook is just going deeper into the sewer as time goes on.

I'm sorry the guy responded like an asshole...but you might want to work on your strategy a bit?

#46 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:32pm by chea_chea

you spelled Pokémon wrong...

#47 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:33pm by Im_Insane

#34- not necessarily. Just because you haven't spoken to them doesn't mean you solely like their looks. You could be intrigued by their personality, their demeanor, some special hobby/skill the person possess (sports/poetry/music/art/etc). It could be a variety of things :).

#48 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:34pm by ArtsySwag

#48 You said personality but how would you know someone's personality if you have never talked to them? Unless of course you're a stalker.

#49 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:35pm by JackR1104

#47 LOL. i just copied and pasted. maybe urban dictionary doesn't know how to do the little e thing.

and the OP made the mistake by not stalking silently. facebook stalking = fun.

#51 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:36pm by ilovedastone

#26, you cant say "first comment" or "second comment" without getting flamed at on any website

sorry, its the truth :/

#52 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:37pm by monkeyz0r

Don't complain about your crush not knowing who you are if you've never introduced yourself. YDI

Edit: Ditto to 13, couldn't have said it better myself.

#53 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:38pm by Telcontar14

#16 is right

#54 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:39pm by lm_wfc

He/she never said he/she was friends with the guy - you can comment on people's facebook photos when you aren't friends with them, just as long as the picture is in album tagged with someone's photo who is in your friends list

#55 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:39pm by cartering

#13 took the words right out of my mouth

#56 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:40pm by theghostofher

#49- I don't think you'd have to be a stalker. You can just happen to have a class or see a person around and just observe how they interact with people (typing that out seems stalkerish LOL but idk, some people are just very observant). If they always have a group of people laughing, you may come to the conclusion that they're funny. If you've seen them while volunteering somewhere, you may come to the conclusion that they're a caring individual...

#57 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:41pm by ArtsySwag

#57 some good points, but is that really enough to have a crush on someone and be upset enough to make an FML when they don't know who you are? I still stick to my opinion that to like someone you have to have talked to them before.

#58 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:46pm by JackR1104

That really sucks. Even if he didn't know who you were, he should've been nicer about it.

#59 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:46pm by lovexmusic

Lol I monitored this one... and said yes JUST so i could say "You deserve it"
You prolly have like 500 Friends on FB

#60 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:47pm by zed_eh

SHAWG SHAWG SHAWG

YDI.

#61 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:50pm by candiixo

awesome and YDI... internet stalking and not actually knowing the person is hilarious

#62 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:52pm by sportsnut

creep the living shit out of him ; )

#63 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:52pm by mandyreid_

#58- No, I don't think she should be so upset since he doesn't know her from Eve, that I can agree with :). I personally can't like a person until I've actually spoken to them. I was just saying I didn't really think it was pathetic to crush on someone you haven't spoken to before.... different strokes for different folks I guess.

#64 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:53pm by ArtsySwag

Maybe you should start crushing on guys who are actually worth it?
He sounds like a real charmer.


If there's one thing I've learned in life, is that the Internet is helpful at times, but isn't a substitute for real life. You're much better off going out and introducing yourself to someone in person.

#65 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:53pm by redbluegreen

Okay i am a little surprised that so many people are taking the OP's side. She's the one that commented on a photo of someone she obviously NEVER talked to and that is pretty creepy. It is only natural for the guy to question who she is, using the word "fuck" is a little harsh, but given the situation, i would still deem it within reason. If the same thing happened to me i cannot say i would act any differently. and i hate to be "that guy" but given the situation i would also guess that the OP is on the unattractive side, because guys would be far less likely to react that sort of way to a hot chick.

#66 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:53pm by kahyia

#66 (kahyia) if she commented on his facebook then he added her as a friend.

#67 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:55pm by watermind

haha, i would be like," Who the fuck are YOU? stalker much? gosh

#68 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:57pm by scateice

#67 please read #55

#69 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:58pm by JackR1104

#69, I read and #55 is wrong. At least by default you cannot comment on non-friend's pictures.

#70 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:03pm by watermind

If you've never talked to the guy before, what do you expect him to say? He didn't have to be such an asshole, but if you like him and don't know him, send him a private message. Commenting on his picture if you don't know him is just weird. I don't know how you expected him to respond then.

#71 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:04pm by bonafidehustler

how can you have a crush on someone that doesnt know you? (and that you probably dont know either) and cool picture isnt saying much

#72 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:05pm by slamdnkindrummer

I comment on non-friends pictures all the time - any one can do it, just so long as one of your friend's is tagged in the same album. It is the default setting actually. If you can't do it, it means that friend has put you on limited profile

#73 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:08pm by graintrain

Most of you are really assholes. If someone is trying to be friendly with you, the natural response is to be courteous and friendly back even if you don't know that person...BOTTOM LINE. Half the people here give a perfect example of the ever increasing alienation and degradation of our society.

#74 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:09pm by jadedbastard

"Cool picture"?

If I was just a bit more popular, I would've said the same thing.

#75 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:10pm by rxxk

Okay, you have to be friends with this guy on facebook to be able to comment on his pictures.
...Why did he accept your friend request if he would respond "who the fuck are you" when you communicate with him at all? He's a dumbass.
Either that or you're a stalker.

#76 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:12pm by alskdjf

what did you expect anyway? it's not like two words under a picture would accomplish anything or result in a date.

#77 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:13pm by StoneyHaze

WHY why why would you add someone that you don't know? firstly, that's the sort of things that stalkers do and secondly, when you add random people you put yourself at risk. especially since facebook requires first AND last names. get smart.

#78 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:14pm by clairebear096

Wow, saying "Cool picture" takes GUTS.
Idk how you did it.

#79 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:15pm by 123_asdfghjkl

wtf he doesnt deserve you. don't waste your time.

#80 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:15pm by theflamezbegin

cool story

#81 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:16pm by raged

#73- that isn't the case. It depends on the photo album owner's privacy settings. Whether a mutual friend is tagged or not is irrelevant.

& the OP is talking about a profile picture anyway, not some photo a friend tagged him in. I don't see what someone else's settings (aside from the crush) has to do with anything?

#83 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:19pm by ArtsySwag

what an asshole

#84 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:24pm by soundmind311

stalker.. jk

#85 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:27pm by laugh_it_off

its your own fault he doesnt know you, if you have a crush on him maybe you shuld make an effort in person so he knows who you are

#86 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:30pm by poobear

get a new crush. and stop being creepy

#87 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:35pm by carlover

Wait, but if you're his friend on facebook, didn't he have to add you?
He's a douche for randomly adding people he doesn't know on his facebook. F*** HIS life.

#88 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:37pm by love_the_fame

"Cool picture"
You needed courage to comment THAT!
And how the hell did he not know you if you're friends on fb..wtf
Yea..that suxx get a new crush..or try and maybe think about going outside and stop stalking ppl on fb

#89 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:39pm by _FYL_

22 for the win, you deserved it

#90 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:39pm by eeee93757

wow that really sucks. but atleast you can say well my name is... and hav a second first impression, unless he knows u (o supposedly) by name then that just sucks

#91 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:41pm by alternichick

totally #86

#92 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:45pm by lolbitch

I will never understand why people are friends on FB with people they don't know. Sorry about that though.

#93 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:45pm by Loverfli

sorry about that..why do you like him anyway? i hope not because he's hot looking..that's the wrong reason to like someone because they can just be a jerk...

"image isn't everything"

#94 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:47pm by maladnil

WOW THIS EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME!!

#95 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:48pm by lilacwords

a) You couldn't come up with anything better than "cool picture"?
b) Sorry it took you so much courage to leave a two-word comment on some dude's picture.
c) Forget the guy. You sound like you're in high school, and high school crushes -- hell, crushes in general -- are never substantial enough to ever get worked up about.

#96 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:50pm by DoctorManhattan

Sounds like maybe you should have worked up the courage to, oh I don't know... introduce yourself to him. Or maybe speak to him in person so he knows who the fuck you are.

#97 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:55pm by SurpriseButtseks

FYL. This has happened to me before.
And I had met the guy before!

#98 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:00pm by BlaisOf_Fire91

It took that much courage just to write "Cool picure"? And he doesn't even know you? I think it's time to step up your confidence and maybe even try to move on, especially since he cursed at you for saying two words on a picture comment. :P

#99 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:10pm by idreamofpeace

Cool Picture: Epic pickup line.

#100 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:11pm by Postlude

Stalker!

#101 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:12pm by Victoria2103

If he's the kind of douche who "friends" people on Facebook that he doesn't really know (just so he can look more popular), he's probably not worth your time.

#102 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:15pm by vt_mruhlin

Grow a pair and flirt in person.

#103 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:18pm by shmaller

The real FML here is the fact that you actually need courage to post a reply on Facebook.
But still, FYL.

Try and introduce yourself to your crush BEFORE posting something on his Facebook page.

#104 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:21pm by Rawrasaur

if he didn't know who you were then why would you be on his friends list?
even if he didn't know you personally, he still wouldn't say that if you were on his friendslist.
he's a retard. xD

#105 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:23pm by sceneteasex3

i agree with #104
it happened to me this guy was like nice jacket.
and i was like WTF who are you?
haha lol

#106 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:24pm by ndr3w

He sounds like an ass. You better still not have a crush on him.

#107 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:28pm by shacala

if your shy then it really does take a lot of courage.
i know that sucks. i have had it happen to me.

#108 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:38pm by Shshshar_ssscene

WOW
...i did that to my crush but we sorta act mean to each other but loving at the same time
and he..deleted it
i told him the next say and he's like O-O i didnt know it was u
NO ONE EVER KNOWS ITS ME
cuz its..my picture
RAWR...its pl

#109 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:42pm by xPsYcH0xW3iRd0x

ouch. i'm sorry hun.
you deserve someone better than him

#110 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:43pm by Luna_LoveIsGood

what an asshole. He doesn't deserve you, I'm sure you can find someone better than him.

#111 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:48pm by Rawrrr14

As unnecessary of it was for him to say it like that, maybe you should have started with something like "Hi, I'm (your name)" :/

#112 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:56pm by UnderworldPanda

lmfao oh my
yeah facebook is weird like that it's one of the few networking sites where you actually have to know the person before you add them.
every other site like myspace you can add as many people as you want and no questions asked.

i'll admit i like having more friends than some people, but i don't go around adding random people, they usually add me bahaha, but that's besides the point.

but usually people don't even react like that on facebook. you never actually said if you guys go to the same school or even live in the same town.. or even the same country... you just said that you have a crush on him.... so maybe he was a little freaked out? he could have handled it better, but to him you're just a regular person so sorry to say he wouldn't care if he hurts you or not.

also, the higher your friend count the more likely you forget some of the people you're friends with, and the people you forget are most likely gona be those "facebookemon"

#113 - On 05/22/2009 at 8:00pm by garrettforsyth

The guy sounds socially inept (no social skills) He is basically a jack-ass. I mean, who responds that way? So, apparently you thought he was attractive physically, and now you got a little taste of who he is on the inside... which isn't all that impressive. I wouldn't say your LIFE is exactly fucked.

#114 - On 05/22/2009 at 8:07pm by imagae

Jesus. Even if the OP was wrong to do this, the guy's still being a dick about it.

#115 - On 05/22/2009 at 8:07pm by callargh

Awww ='(

#116 - On 05/22/2009 at 8:08pm by xo_emily_xo

At least now you know he's an asshole and you can crush on somebody else.

#117 - On 05/22/2009 at 8:15pm by aback

How can you have a crush on him when you clearly don't know him very well (and vice-versa, alas)? Maybe you should try getting to know him first. I find it often solves my crushes, lol.

#119 - On 05/22/2009 at 8:32pm by kellster

Why did he accept your friend request if he does know you? Please find someone else to crush on :/

#120 - On 05/22/2009 at 8:55pm by PureGold

seriously....

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

#121 - On 05/22/2009 at 9:01pm by ProZilver

what i don't get is how can you have a "crush" on someone who doesn't know who you are.. that must mean you have never talked to this person. YDI

#122 - On 05/22/2009 at 9:20pm by mandyibabyix3

you had to muster up the courage to VIRTUALLY comment on someone's picture via facebook?? you're pathetic.

#123 - On 05/22/2009 at 9:30pm by sweetkisses04

Hahahaha. Owned.

#124 - On 05/22/2009 at 9:32pm by Cittenscollar

I've totally gone through most of highschool having this mad crush on a guy and he had no idea what my name was unitl after we graduated. We spoke maybe once or twice, but I liked him for 6 years! It's just... the silly things we do when we're young. Sometimes we even think we're in love, stupid as it sounds.

Also, I have facebook friends who I have no idea who they are, we just share mutual friends, or we met once at a party, but that's about it.

Anyway, that sucks. But he is an asshole.

#125 - On 05/22/2009 at 9:46pm by felicia123

Wow. You should have introduced yourself FIRST! He's a dickhead though. You shouldn't like him anymore after that. That's so rude.

#126 - On 05/22/2009 at 10:00pm by noshitsherlock

That is the first thing that I said to my boyfrind and we have been together for two years now. There is hope for you after all!

#127 - On 05/22/2009 at 10:26pm by gaytor

"cool picture"

worst comment ever

#128 - On 05/22/2009 at 10:33pm by callmegroundhog

nah he's definitely a douchebag if he would take the time to write such a rude comment to make himself look cool.

you should respond:

"someone you thinks youre a total douchebag"

#129 - On 05/22/2009 at 10:39pm by thatshortblonde

Yea what 125 said. i know all my facebook friends from somewhere but i dont actually have a relationship with at least 200 of them and would probably say the same thing as the guy did

#130 - On 05/22/2009 at 10:43pm by Sexxi

That's a shame.

Someone asked me that but it was just some aquaintance, so it didnt' really matter.

#131 - On 05/22/2009 at 10:48pm by tentenjen

ummmm. first just saying "cool picture" shows ou have no confidence, guys like girls with confidence!!
you should have wrote "hottie" or "cuteeeee."

#132 - On 05/22/2009 at 10:52pm by NL_Brass_N_Sassy

YDI
maybe you should actually try to get to know the guy first?

#133 - On 05/22/2009 at 10:53pm by RNCftw

Do you guys actually know each other?
If not, it's kind of YDI for adding him to Facebook in the first place. I mean, everyone has people on their list that they don't know very well, but if it's your crush, that's awkward. hahaha.
That's still mean of him though. Guys can be douches, especially when what they say can be seen by all their friends.

#134 - On 05/22/2009 at 11:08pm by heyyimkell

woot 135th comment!!!! omg. jk

to OP yeh that sucks

#135 - On 05/22/2009 at 11:30pm by mattiscool

HAHA!
but
who the fuck is he?
lmao

#136 - On 05/22/2009 at 11:49pm by member0987654321

Wow he doesn't sound nice.

#137 - On 05/22/2009 at 11:53pm by 24788

Reply saying "I'm Rick James Bitch."

#138 - On 05/22/2009 at 11:54pm by AnaMaree

Okay
1. Just writing "cool picture" doesn't even warrant a reply..
Who cares? Its not a pick up line at all, just a boring statement..
2. He's a retard as well for making a big deal of that boring statement..
He's reply was very unnecissary.

Gargh this entire fml is lame.

And 'crush' is a disgusting word.

#139 - On 05/23/2009 at 12:16am by icecreamdriveby

his reply was too much but maybe next time you should figure out if your crush is a douchebag or not

#140 - On 05/23/2009 at 12:19am by tdc0819

Ouchies. He doesn't sound like a nice guy, though. You're probably better off.

#141 - On 05/23/2009 at 12:29am by FTL

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE... TANYA! muahahhahhaha.

#142 - On 05/23/2009 at 12:42am by RAWWRTOXIC

he sounds like an ass hole........

#143 - On 05/23/2009 at 12:46am by corey_kelly

Wow, he's a real winner. GET OUT NOW!

Seriously wtf, he adds you and hasn't a clue who are you? Sounds like a social network friend whore, what a waste of society.

#144 - On 05/23/2009 at 12:53am by Trollipop

wow thats f****ed up:(
soorrryy
he sukz though..why would he add someone he dosent know

#145 - On 05/23/2009 at 1:00am by shutup12345

i kno they say that this website is for ppl whose lives are fucked up...but this has got to be the funniest shit ive heard in a while....lolsz fyl to like the 10th power...

#146 - On 05/23/2009 at 1:36am by guadalupe

wow rude much?!
he should have been much nicer.
i'm proud of you,you actually had the nerve to comment it at least. :)

#147 - On 05/23/2009 at 2:14am by Natradtasticx17

sounds like you need a new profile pic

#148 - On 05/23/2009 at 2:37am by Eiotlrd

LOL @ 139
Crush is a disgusting word.
Anywho, next time you choose to flirt with someone, do it in person! Then if he says, "Who the fuck are you?", you can just punch him in the face. (:

#149 - On 05/23/2009 at 2:59am by whensdinner

sounds like a total asshole. forget him

#150 - On 05/23/2009 at 4:06am by Panicattackx5

Sounds like he's got no personality. You seriously don't want a bf like that. I mean seriously, wth swears a comment from a stranger? Gentleman say thank you or don't comment at all. Show's he's lazy as well. I mean he could've just clicked on your name to see your profile! Major douche!

#151 - On 05/23/2009 at 4:26am by tWitt3rBuG

DAYUM!! I almost spit out my drink from laughing when I read his response. But I'm sorry to hear that.

#153 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:19am by CapriceClassic

lmao. if it took you that much "courage" to say thats a cool picture, then maybe it was because you were unsure whether he knew you or not?? dont even waste your time cuz that dick doesnt deserve shit from you.

#154 - On 05/23/2009 at 8:09am by sexxiness2121

cause thats creepy to comment on someone's picture if you don't know them. don't worry i've done the same thing haha but people don't take it well, try getting to know him irl first

#155 - On 05/23/2009 at 8:53am by dg72592

OUCHH
funny but...awwwwh

#156 - On 05/23/2009 at 8:59am by poiuytrewqlkjhgf

I think she D-O-E-S know him...and that is exactly why him asking her her who the f*ck she is, is an FML to her...

#157 - On 05/23/2009 at 9:07am by Puolukka

hmm, i have an idea... GO UP AND TALK TO HIM IN THE FACE!
you think he's going to go out with you cos you said nice picture on facebook?
Just go up to him next time you see him and say hi. or atleast ask him something like the time. ANYTHING!

#158 - On 05/23/2009 at 9:23am by hilaryy

haha i think ur chances are fucked if he reads FML and saw your post.

but, if i were u, i wouldn't quit till i was damn sure i wouldn't have any chance. just reply "im your facebook stalker... just kidding... we go to the same school"

#159 - On 05/23/2009 at 11:13am by dalzuga

I don't know if anyone said this but the only way you can comment on someone's pictures on Facebook is IF YOU ARE ON THEIR FRIENDS' LIST. Most people on Facebook I know ACTUALLY KNOW all their friends and have met them at least once.
So...this either means you embellished this FML or you somehow have another friend tagged on the picture which is why you could make a comment.

Which is it? (I have had a facebook account for five years so I know what I'm babbling about...

#160 - On 05/23/2009 at 11:31am by bollywood_rocks

...and this is why you don't use facebook to start a relationship =/ or maintain it... or end it... meh, just stop using facebook, God kills a bunny every time you log on anywho

#161 - On 05/23/2009 at 11:45am by Deviant

So... Who are you? Does he know you at all? Or are you just a stalker that never talked to him even once?

#162 - On 05/23/2009 at 11:46am by Sucks2beYouxD

#35 for the win!! I hate people like that. They think they're so cool because they have like 700 friends. That's not cool, that just shows you spend waaayyy too much time on facebook aka you have no life

F your crush's life

#163 - On 05/23/2009 at 12:14pm by _musical_addict_

Post us a link to the pic so we can all comment! Then he'll be confused

#164 - On 05/23/2009 at 4:22pm by um_duh

I love how everyone is calling the dude a dick. If some random ass bitch commented one of my pictures with "Cool picture" I'd say "Who the fuck are you?" as well. Just so everyone knows, just because someone cusses doesn't mean they're angry or trying to be mean.

And OP, srsly? "Cool picture" was the best you could think of? You sound like those fucking bots that just post random generic comments on everything.

#165 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:10pm by Jellybones

Well, now you can better make the assessment of whether or not your interest in them is justified... But I'm sorry, that's unpleasant regardless. :/

#166 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:17pm by ThePositronicMan

... i guess he doesn't find you "cool". &+ why would he add you on facebook if he didn't know who you were?!

#167 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:36pm by xO_starstruck_xO

wowwww what an asshole!!

#168 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:53pm by looove

this one made me laugh so much hahaha idk why but it did

#169 - On 05/23/2009 at 6:09pm by jules96

totally agree with #165 on the robot theory. That DOES sound like one of those spam messages, like does anyone else get those Acai pill ones? They're sooooo annoying!

#170 - On 05/23/2009 at 6:22pm by love_the_fame

I clicked both. On one hand, that was jerkish of him and it's sweet that you were so shy and just trying to compliment his picture. On the other hand, I'm highly irritated by girls liking jackasses like that. I mean you even praised the fact that he bothered to reply. wtf?

#171 - On 05/23/2009 at 7:54pm by jmarie

that's kind of sad that it took you so much courage to comment on his picture...now that's FYL
and i don't think he's worth liking,
especially since apparently he doesn't even know who you are

#172 - On 05/23/2009 at 8:00pm by lisafannypack

"cool picture"? really?

#173 - On 05/23/2009 at 8:01pm by mickeyr

oh and i agree with #13, obviously you don't know each other well at all, so some "crush" that is...

#174 - On 05/23/2009 at 8:04pm by lisafannypack

wow you sound like a creeper. stalker much?

#175 - On 05/23/2009 at 8:14pm by MissMaquarie

Since when does a facebook comment substitute for any sort of real interaction? How do you even crush on someone when you know them so little that commenting on a facebook picture is a big deal? Fuck his life, he's got a stalker with a dumb crush on his tail.

#176 - On 05/23/2009 at 8:55pm by justjayit

i agree with #7. if he's being that much of a dick to you after you complimented him, find a new guy. probably someone who knows how to say 'thank you'.

#177 - On 05/23/2009 at 9:08pm by ericabella18

No "thank you"? Well, commenting on someone's facebook picture isn't the best way to try to start up conversations with your crush, but he could've been polite on his part too lol.

#178 - On 05/23/2009 at 10:25pm by nanxi

I hate people that I don't know add me on facebook, and never introduce themselves, even when I ask.

#179 - On 05/24/2009 at 12:00am by killatm

You're stupid just for saying "Cool Picture".

#180 - On 05/24/2009 at 1:48am by Tripodi

Well, yeah. If a random person commented on your picture, wouldn't you be surprised, too? You sound shy, so you've probably never spoken to this guy before. A random comment on a photo isn't a great introduction; it just makes you look like a stalker/creeper. Just try talking to him on fb chat or AIM maybe and explain who you are and try to be friendly. Just be yourself and be funny so he's not threatened.

#181 - On 05/24/2009 at 2:32am by tech42er

screw him! (figuratively)

#182 - On 05/24/2009 at 2:58am by sunshyne84

Don't take it personally. He could be a douche, but he could also be the friendly joker sort. I'd reply back with something quirky :D

@killatm - Then don't add them back, dude.

#183 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:34am by piperxp

Courage? Go talk to him!

#184 - On 05/24/2009 at 2:01pm by GrapefruitZoe

he looks like hes a total dick, forget him

#185 - On 05/24/2009 at 3:06pm by Mr_Positive

hahhahahahahahhahahah thats rich

#186 - On 05/24/2009 at 3:48pm by oliviagrizz

what a dick. some people have no manners at all. I hate people like that. I'd have just said "oh, thank you! who is this?"

stop liking him!

#187 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:07pm by morgan_5230

Fuck him. He could have been nicer about it.

#188 - On 05/25/2009 at 5:56am by Madman85

well, he would have a nice cover, but seems obvious essence is worthless...

#189 - On 05/25/2009 at 6:41am by urbwzrd

you should reply with, " its your secret fucking admirer!"

#190 - On 05/25/2009 at 10:18am by dru67

what a dick!
he could have been nicer about it damn!
i hope you dont like him anymore.

#191 - On 05/25/2009 at 10:18am by Natradtasticx17

what a dickhead!

he's one of THOSE guys who does the whole "fuck FUCKFUCK I SWEAR SO IM SOOO KEWL"

gay. find someone better.

#192 - On 05/25/2009 at 10:50am by madelinex

He's not worth your time ^^

#193 - On 05/25/2009 at 10:55am by blooxxkrazi

p.s.
"cool picture" is the worst thing ever.

jesus.

#194 - On 05/25/2009 at 11:02am by madelinex

Aw. I'm sorry. :[ I know it can be hard to talk to someone you have a crush on, but once you put yourself out there, you'll be so happy you did. Going about that stuff on facebook is lame, but it's a start!

P.S. This guy sounds like a douche. Find someone worthy.

#195 - On 05/25/2009 at 11:35am by theodivine

first off your life is f***ed second if your gonna comment a pic of a guy you like you say cute or cute pic or damn your hot! or something like that. he's probably thinking cool pic whoo is this? that's weird.

#196 - On 05/25/2009 at 12:47pm by ilyjg

Ah try not to worry about it, try to introduce yourself to him, and if he isn't very nice (cuz honestly he doesnt sound very nice), then forget about it.

#197 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:37pm by AshleyJ

Bummer, theres better guys out there to crush on, than on an asshole who doesnt know you.

#198 - On 05/25/2009 at 10:36pm by toxicpandemonium

im so sorry..i dont think that guy is worth ur time tho

#199 - On 05/25/2009 at 10:39pm by christyreny

Even if you had actually met him and weren't just creeping on him "cool picture" is still an extremely awkward comment to make on a picture so YDI for being a stalker go out and actually meet people before you try to talk to them on the internet.

#200 - On 05/26/2009 at 1:20am by doleofbob

so he added you, but doesn't know who you are. I hate it when people accept people without conversation. Who cares how many friends you have.

#201 - On 05/26/2009 at 10:40pm by Jimmy

you had to work up courage for a photo comment? how old are you? 10? YDI for being a pussy

#202 - On 05/27/2009 at 2:55am by peopleplz2008

are you fucking kidding me? you had to work up the courage? to fucking write "cool picture"?

fucking fuckshits what the fuck?

#203 - On 05/28/2009 at 11:32pm by mister_moops

haha it would take me alot of courage to do that to.

#204 - On 05/29/2009 at 7:37pm by s_ayapo

Hahah, aww! It would have taken me a lot of courage too.
That sucks he didn't know who you are...
Why would he add you on Facebook though?
He's a douche.

#205 - On 05/31/2009 at 4:16pm by chippa

omg that is suckss so much.
well at least you had the courage to write on his picture...
don't worry about him, he sooo isn't worth it if he wrote "who the fuck are you?" he should've been more polite about it...

#206 - On 05/31/2009 at 9:10pm by kaylahlee

He probably thought you were being sarcastic.

#207 - On 06/02/2009 at 3:37pm by glitch45

Too good, it's awesome.. .

#208 - On 06/02/2009 at 7:55pm by ronbprod

Wow is he conceaded much? He added you and didn't know who you were? He needs to open his eyes to see others!

#209 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:40pm by wwediva99

Bahahahahahaha lol thats classic

#210 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:39pm by miamiheat244

And you like this total a$$ because..?

#211 - On 06/05/2009 at 3:39am by XxHeartBrokenxX

lessons for stalkers: if u know them it don't mean they know u hahahahs

#212 - On 06/06/2009 at 2:54am by cutiestrawberry2

I agree with #6

#213 - On 06/06/2009 at 9:25pm by singerguy18

O.o...lol harsh much?!?

#214 - On 06/10/2009 at 11:31am by ItsTheKanninbal

Ouch. Guys can be SUCH immature jerks sometimes!
Don't worry, everyone on this website can totally feel the pain you're in.
It'll make a good story one when you're older...probably,
And yes, you're life is F***ed up.


:)

#215 - On 07/03/2009 at 4:58am by olivialuv

lmao, he probably didnt really meant it in a bad way, he was maybe surprised a stranger comment a pic of him? i dont know lol but dont take it bad. introduce yourself! lol

#216 - On 07/12/2009 at 2:52am by lol123mely

This one made me laugh out loud. Fyl... :(

#217 - On 11/19/2009 at 12:43am by mollytamale

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