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Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote "Cool picture" on his facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply- "Who the fuck are you?". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51849) - you deserved it (10945)

On 05/22/2009 at 3:27pm - love - by Invisible (woman) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)

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Wow, no decent person would say that to someone who commented there pic, stop liking him, he sounds like a major douche.

and how does he not know u if ur friends on fb?

Bt yea that really does suck, sorry =/ also #3 good point.

#7 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:05pm by lilcuti3pi389

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Fuck, I wish I had the balls to come out of the closet and ask my crush out. :(

#6 - On 05/22/2009 at 5:05pm by genius_man16

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