Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML
by b.fritz / 09/24/2016 at 6:02am / United States (Missouri) / Love
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Break up with her that's not funny and harmful
#1 - On 09/25/2016 at 6:34am by daniel271
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That's a real dick move on her behalf.
#3 - On 09/25/2016 at 6:39am by Sandsh8rk
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