Today, my boyfriend was so drunk at a New Years party that he approached me and asked me who I was. FML

by anon / 01/02/2016 at 10:57am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

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  • I'm sure he just used that as an excuse to cover the fact that he's actually a robot whose internal clock got reset at the beginning of 2016.

    "Oh, yes, human babe, I was so much drunk last night."

    #7 - On 01/03/2016 at 10:50am by Tripartita

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  • Might have taken the phrase "New year, new you" too literally

    #4 - On 01/03/2016 at 10:40am by bwoolf96

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