Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML
by Haitwun / 12/14/2015 at 2:29am / United States (California) / Love
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Guess its time to call Maury.
#2 - On 12/14/2015 at 11:59am by aggiegirl95
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You're better off without her, OP!
#1 - On 12/14/2015 at 11:59am by petethelovehorn
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