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Today, I awoke after 4 hours of surgery. The male nurse taking care of me is cute, very cute. I'm trying my best to seem fine and dandy when he tells me that I can't eat anything before my next poop, adding, "And don't flush it, OK? I need to check." FML

by lilipalmer / 02/13/2015 at 1:44am / France / Love

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  • He's a nurse, and it's professional. Medical staff are used to so many bodily functions that this isn't something to be embarrassed about.

    #4 - On 02/13/2015 at 8:12am by Welshite

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  • He's just doing his job OP!

    #6 - On 02/13/2015 at 8:12am by mimi_animee

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