Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML

by Anonymous / 12/06/2014 at 7:56pm / United Kingdom / Love

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  • I guess you could say you left her breathless

    #2 - On 12/07/2014 at 2:55am by Alittleghosty

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  • At least it was a yes, if it was a no you'd feel even worse :/ hope she gets better soon and it works out.

    #1 - On 12/07/2014 at 2:54am by Joshwarrior

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