Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

by steak through the heart / 11/18/2014 at 1:57pm / United States (California) / Love

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  • I'm sorry op that sucks maybe you can contact her husband somehow

    #2 - On 11/18/2014 at 6:06pm by TrustStolen

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  • Step 1. Download software for making invoices
    Step 2. Create an invoice/bill for the evening
    Step 3. Deliver bill to husband
    Step 4. Pop popcorn
    Step 5. Enjoy the show

    #9 - On 11/18/2014 at 6:08pm by bahamit

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