Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

by ch4nny / 08/28/2014 at 9:47pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

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  • Grab his penis and say "Mmmm...cocktail weenie"

    #4 - On 08/29/2014 at 5:59am by doodlebug33

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  • If it really bothers you that much just tell him. I'm sure if you explained that him commenting about bacon while holding onto you is unflattering, he would stop. (:

    #2 - On 08/29/2014 at 5:56am by thevelociraptor

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