By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Grab his penis and say "Mmmm...cocktail weenie"

If it really bothers you that much just tell him. I'm sure if you explained that him commenting about bacon while holding onto you is unflattering, he would stop. (:

Comments

That's when you say "Milk me like a cow"

atav 17

Haha this reminded me of The Dictator with Sacha Baron Cohen.

If you say "beer can" with an English accent it sounds like "bacon" with a Jamaican one.

Seriously don't know why this was thumbs downed.. This just made my morning!

apparently my accents suck cause I've been sitting here saying it but nope. i just sound mental

hey bacon isnt bad at all, maybe he was being funny. ☺

pikawarriors 18

That emoji is the first one I've seen in FML comments...

My husband called me bacon once. It means true love! According to him anyway.. lol I would just think of it as an endearing comment, OP.

addictedtoIASIP 14

I read the last part in Homer Simpson's voice

for him its a bacon treat... if its a turn off for you just talk to him..he will understand..

martin8337 35

OP could rub his dick and say , mmmmmmm little smokey.