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That's when you say "Milk me like a cow"
shouldn't she be "milking" him?
He probably just wanted to pork you OP.
Well bacon is delicious........
If you say "beer can" with an English accent it sounds like "bacon" with a Jamaican one.
Seriously don't know why this was thumbs downed.. This just made my morning!
apparently my accents suck cause I've been sitting here saying it but nope. i just sound mental
hey bacon isnt bad at all, maybe he was being funny. ☺
My husband called me bacon once. It means true love! According to him anyway.. lol I would just think of it as an endearing comment, OP.
Sorry but that's funny!
for him its a bacon treat... if its a turn off for you just talk to him..he will understand..
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Grab his penis and say "Mmmm...cocktail weenie"
If it really bothers you that much just tell him. I'm sure if you explained that him commenting about bacon while holding onto you is unflattering, he would stop. (: