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Today, after ignoring my concerns and declaring that "safety equipment's for pussies", my husband went rock climbing for the first time. He only sprained his ankle, but is acting like it's broken. He's now playing video games in bed and pissing in a bucket because walking is "too painful". FML

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On 08/11/2014 at 12:27pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

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It seems like "walking's for pussies" now.

#1 - On 08/11/2014 at 4:03pm by Nymeria

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His logic is sound. Video games cure everything.

#2 - On 08/11/2014 at 4:04pm by gunda95

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