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Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML

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On 08/09/2014 at 7:03pm - love - by jakethemuss - Australia (Western Australia)

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Or she swallowed it.

Just wait a day or so to make sure. Toilet proposals are cute too.

#1 - On 08/10/2014 at 8:29am by Welshite

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What makes someone think they can get away with something like that? The restaurant she works for would obviously have all her info, it wouldn't be that hard for the police to track her down. Sorry op :( hope you get the ring back or at least had it insured.

#7 - On 08/10/2014 at 8:35am by little_star78

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