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Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML

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On 06/19/2014 at 10:33am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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He was only thinking with one head today

#2 - On 06/19/2014 at 3:04pm by lakaiskate

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That was rude of him

#1 - On 06/19/2014 at 3:04pm by lil_miss_simran

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