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Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45207) - you deserved it (4501)

On 06/13/2014 at 3:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

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ditch the bitch

#1 - On 06/13/2014 at 7:18pm by alexishbu

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She's apparently of the "Best defense is a good offense" school of thought. By turning the blame on to you, she's hoping to deflect it from herself.

#2 - On 06/13/2014 at 7:19pm by SMHsohard

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