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Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML


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On 05/28/2014 at 10:21am - love - by needanotherbed - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

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Video tape it gurl!

#2 - On 05/28/2014 at 4:40pm by JJ_V3N0M

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Keep your phone on you and tape him doing it.

Does it always happen on a Wednesday? Wednesday is hump day, y'know.

#7 - On 05/28/2014 at 4:43pm by Earths_Venus

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