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Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45999) - you deserved it (32735)

On 05/25/2014 at 11:50am - love - by HomicidalPegasus (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Yuck, maybe shoulda waited till she came out

#1 - On 05/25/2014 at 12:55pm by ilovemychem

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Guess it's a good thing you're out of the relationship then? That's disgusting.

#2 - On 05/25/2014 at 12:55pm by andiesaur

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