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Today, I realized that when a girl asks what your plans are for Valentine's Day and you say "nothing" and she responds with, "Oh, I don't have any plans either", it means she wants you to take her out. Took me three months to figure that out. FML


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On 05/19/2014 at 1:15pm - love - by clueless - United States (California)

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That sucks! Well I'd ask her out to dinner all the same

#1 - On 05/19/2014 at 5:06pm by Akerra89

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its a bit obvious that she wanted to go out with you, try to make it better maby buy her a bouquet of flowers?

#2 - On 05/19/2014 at 5:07pm by f0xr0t

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