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Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61792) - you deserved it (5978)

On 05/12/2014 at 12:01pm - love - by bambam - United States (Texas)

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Glad to hear you ended it.

#2 - On 05/12/2014 at 4:00pm by illegalbeagle69

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Sounds like that boyfriend isn't a very good one...

#1 - On 05/12/2014 at 3:59pm by colby6666

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