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Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML

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On 05/09/2014 at 1:24pm - love - by WTTFFFF (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Maybe it's time to ask for a seat change.

#1 - On 05/09/2014 at 6:02pm by letmehavemytea

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At least you have pretty neck pimples... I think?

#2 - On 05/09/2014 at 6:04pm by abzray123

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